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Worst Thing You've Ever Tasted

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Nov 24, 2012
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Probably roleplaying
Oh god do I ever have a story for this one.

First, I was in kindergarten, okay? So don't nag me about it. And don't laugh too hard.

...It was a little after my first taste of cheesecake. I'd loved it, it was so nummy, and I wanted to try to make it myself. My mom packed my lunch with those Little Debbie Cosmo Brownie thingies, and those Lunchable sets, so I had fakey American cheese.

See where this is going yet?

Yeha, I actually put the cheese on the brownie and ate it, expecting it to be delicious.

I hated cheese with all I had up until maybe a few months ago. Why? Because revolting doens't cover it.
 

Killjoy

The Insane One
Joined
Dec 21, 2012
Location
Sitting on the other side of the screen
OH OH AND OCEAN WATER

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO GO SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN AND THIS WAVE TRIES TO BEFRIEND YOU LIKE

"HEY WADDUP GURL HOW U DO"

AND JUST LAUNCHES ITSELF INTO YOUR MOUTH LIKE

"LOL FRIEND Z0NE I5 4 N0OBZ"

WELL YEAH IT'S REALLY FKN GROOSE AF BECAUSE IT'S SALTY AND GROSS AND NASTY AND GROSS

IT'S JUST THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD
I second that...
 

octorok74

TETTAC
Joined
Sep 20, 2008
Location
Joliet, IL
Grease. And not grease from like cooked bacon, but grease for mechanical parts for tractor drive trains. That stuff, is gross. And no, I didn't purposely taste it. I was connected some parts and the grease shot through a hole in the part and just, just gross.
 

Not Take Mirror

Sage of Ice
Joined
Dec 8, 2012
Location
Minneapolis, MN
The worst thing would have to be feces/urine

The worst food things would be liver or some of the cheap processed cheese products like Velveeta or Easy Cheese

Unsweetened Chocolate

Some others that may have got first place if Unsweetened Chocolate didn't exist:

Potatos
Peas
Beans
Earwax (including those harry potter Jelly Beans from long ago, ear wax flavor is gross, as is vomit)
Seriously, potatoes????

That's a new one for me.


Those nasty-*** popcorn flavored jellybeans.
Mmmmm, those are the best ones. But I like weird foods like that.
 

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