Okay, so I was bored as ever, and I had nothing better to do, when I became a bit bicurious. "Hmm... I wonder what earwax tastes like," I thought to myself before promptly reaching into my ear with my index finger and pulling out a massive glob of it. I then reluctantly licked my earwax-laden finger, and to my horror it tasted like ink from a quill pen. Groose af is an understatement...
Black India quill ink comes in close-second, followed by the infamous black jelly bean...
(Wow, I didn't bother to read the other posts in this thread. Earwax sure seems popular among humes...)
I've got a lot of these. I'm kind of a picky eater. But I think I have to say the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted is egg nog. One sip and I was coughing and retching. I nearly threw up. I have no idea how people can drink that stuff. It's absolutely disgusting.
Ear Wax: I think all of us agree that it's one of the worse tasting things. If you've never tried it, did in your ear for some at lick it; its gonna be horrible
Liquid Medicine/ Cough Syrup: The first time I've ever had to take med, it was antibiotics; that pink stuff that actually tasted good, like bubble gum or strawberry milk. I'm sure I'm not the only one on ZD who had it. Anyway, because I had that, I assumed medicine always taste good. Then, the day came when we were all out of that pink meds and I was actually sick with an upset stomach. My mom got me some Pepto-Bismol at the store and I was happy at the sight of it. I was even more excited that despite not being able to read, I saw cherries, meaning that it was cherry flavored. When she finally gave it to me, I was horribly mistaken
Taste related to sense of smell: Rotting dead animal. I cannot decide whether dead road-skunk or week old rotted stillborn calf is worse. - What I'm talking about is stench so profound that it doesn't stay in your nose but wants to jump down your throat. I "taste" skunk far too often. I haven't "tasted" calf since I moved away from my old home in the desert where I used to take walks (and people illegally dumped stillborns from the dairies).
Taste of actually-ingested thing that is not food: Bleach. Don't ask unless you want a very serious and horrible story.
Worst food: Either celery (I really don't like celery) or curdled old milk that I downed not realizing it had gone bad.