What Would You Taste Like?
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I probably taste like skin and bones..... I'm too skinny to have any meat on me.
Shadsie
Sage of Tales
Mmmm... it might be time to become a humanitarian (TV Tropes useage, rather than the common one). *
As for how I might taste or would want to taste of:
Death. - You know that nasty *taste* you get on the back of your tongue whenever you drive by a really nasty dead skunk on the road? It's such a horrifying smell that it gets into your taste buds as well? I'd taste of that. After all, if I tasted like that, no one would want to eat me!
Either that or something like Bone Dust or Leather (ever chew on something leather? It has a flavor). You know, something that isnt' actually *food* because I'm a freaking oddball and if we lived in a world where everyone was a wonderful rainbow of flavors when licked, I'd be one of the rare non-food tasting people.
*As in, "If a vegitarian eats vegitables, what does a humanitarian eat?"
As for how I might taste or would want to taste of:
Death. - You know that nasty *taste* you get on the back of your tongue whenever you drive by a really nasty dead skunk on the road? It's such a horrifying smell that it gets into your taste buds as well? I'd taste of that. After all, if I tasted like that, no one would want to eat me!
Either that or something like Bone Dust or Leather (ever chew on something leather? It has a flavor). You know, something that isnt' actually *food* because I'm a freaking oddball and if we lived in a world where everyone was a wonderful rainbow of flavors when licked, I'd be one of the rare non-food tasting people.
*As in, "If a vegitarian eats vegitables, what does a humanitarian eat?"
Me? Oh gosh...
I think I'd taste like oil paint, graphite, or paper. Paper has a distinct paper, and starched clean sheets have a certain sweetness. It' odd, and only really there if you know what to look for, but... that's exactly it. Who eats paper? Well, news for you: I did once, and I liked it a little too much.
Oil paint is oily, of course, and kind of dry-tasting too. But it's almost... tropical. This is the girl who thoughts most farts smelled like popcorn for years. Go with it.
Aaand graphite? It's a bit bitter, but... *bites tip off pencil* Not really. It's mostly flavorless until you swallow it, when a flavor comes forth... a clear something, like spearmint. It's always cool-tasting, but only then do you really notice it. Reminds me of mint, crossed with cocoa powder, crossed with icy coffee. Not blended, but all those traits sort of mashed together to create a single flavor. It's also a bit smoky, like pork.
Probably paper. Maybe papyrus... but only when I'm older.
I think I'd taste like oil paint, graphite, or paper. Paper has a distinct paper, and starched clean sheets have a certain sweetness. It' odd, and only really there if you know what to look for, but... that's exactly it. Who eats paper? Well, news for you: I did once, and I liked it a little too much.
Oil paint is oily, of course, and kind of dry-tasting too. But it's almost... tropical. This is the girl who thoughts most farts smelled like popcorn for years. Go with it.
Aaand graphite? It's a bit bitter, but... *bites tip off pencil* Not really. It's mostly flavorless until you swallow it, when a flavor comes forth... a clear something, like spearmint. It's always cool-tasting, but only then do you really notice it. Reminds me of mint, crossed with cocoa powder, crossed with icy coffee. Not blended, but all those traits sort of mashed together to create a single flavor. It's also a bit smoky, like pork.
Probably paper. Maybe papyrus... but only when I'm older.
Night Owl
~Momentai
Bacon, chicken, hamburgers, fried foods....
They say you are what you eat
(I'm not exactly fat as I weigh the "right" amount for my age/height, but I'm not exactly muscular)
They say you are what you eat
(I'm not exactly fat as I weigh the "right" amount for my age/height, but I'm not exactly muscular)
Fiery Klongo
I Am Mardric
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- Hyrule Castle
Most likely a muffin!
theoathtoorder
“Zinga-dingding!”
- Joined
- May 10, 2012
cotton candy- light and sweet
LittleGumball
Slammin' Salmon
Chewy sugar.
Burning Beast
Go to Hell 4 Heavens Sake
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- Zelda Dungeon
A nice meaty turkey.
Terminus
If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me
Sadness.
Wait, what? Um... I might also taste like CRAZY.