Wait... What?

[Woyogoyo]

Squirrels vomit up my nostrils.

Life is like...

 

[Dragoncat]

A jalapeno pepper. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.

The ancient egyptians worshiped cats as gods. Cats have...

 

[Woyogoyo]

Big egos.

Greetings. I am Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez...

 

[linkypete]

percival wulfric brian bilius weasley dumbledore

I am indigo montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to...

 

[Dragoncat]

Eat dog poop.

Give a man a fish, and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and...

 

[Woyogoyo]

He'll sit near rivers.

Humans always seem to want...

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

To touch phoenix ears.

Diamonds are a girl's...

 

[Woyogoyo]

Cow eggs.

Hi, I'm...

 

[Dragoncat]

Ben. Ben Dover.

You can lead a horse to water, but...

 

[Woyogoyo]

Not a porcupine.

Avast me...

 

[Violet Link]

"...you will still have no clue."

"As I draw, I begin to..."

 

[Woyogoyo]

Play the banjo.

The best wizards always...

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

"Clueless and dorky."

"Yer a wizard..."

 

[Woyogoyo]

Bob.

You're telling me that...

 

[Dragoncat]

My car was behind the bank the whole time?

Confucius say: man who stand on toilet is...