Wait... What?

[Swordbomb]

that ate your bottom

new york city is the big apple but Egypt is.....

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

"... The best place to find magical unicorns!"

"Christmas!? Bah,..."

 

[Wielder of Aegis]

"...bumhug."

"Dear Sir. It is with great pain that I must inform you of the death of His Excellency..."

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

"... Shigeru Miyamoto."

"Please insert..."

 

[Random Person]

"...Random statement here."

"We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of..."

 

[Ghosi]

" kitchen appliances. He says there are some cookie ovens on sale!"

"This broadcast was brought you by....."

 

[Wielder of Aegis]

"...The Federal Department of Redundancy Department."

"We shall delineate with correctness the great arteries of..."

 

[Jaywolf]

*Lemons!*
"A countryman between two lawyers is like a......"

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

"Corn-on-the-cob. With butter."

"If it looks good..."

 

[Raindrop14]

"...just eat it and don't tell anyone where you found it."

"This is the day you will always remember..."

 

[linkypete]

...as the day that you almost knocked me off the moldorm battle arena.

Keep calm and...

 

[mαrkαsscoρ]

"punch efren in the face......hard"

"Size matters....

 

[Sirmat]

''... are not that funny.''

'' I am the Wind Fish, long has been my...''

 

[Jaywolf]

*life long wings*
"Some of us might find happiness if we...."

 

[linkypete]

run people over with cars

I really hate it when...