Video Game Quotes

[Mellow Ezlo]

All your quotes are belong to me!

 

[Curmudgeon]

Good times...

Commander Shepard: You must have had some kind of interesting experience.
Urdnott Wrex: Well, there was this one time the Turians tried to wipe out our entire race. That was fun.

You have died of Dysentery.

Gunman: That's me knocking, butthead!

Kefka: Son of a Submariner! You'll pay for this!

Dr Fred: Step one. Find plans. Step two. Save world. Step three. Get out of my house! Let's get cracking.

Hoagie: "Mr. President? May I offer you an excellent smoke?"

The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to save the president?"

A winner is you!

Cave Johnson: All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!

Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!

 

[Lord Vain]

All I can really think of is that inscription on the wall of Solaceon Ruins' bottom floor...

 

[67ghost]

"I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"

"Such excitement, like a pie made of wow!"

"I HAVE FURY!"

"I HAVE CHORTLES!"

fawful

source super mario wiki

 

[tketle]

Taken from zeldawiki.org/Moon_Children:

Your friends... What kind of... people are they? I wonder... Do these people... think of you... as a friend?

— Child wearing Odolwa's mask

Your true face... What kind of... face is it? I wonder... The face under the mask... Is that... your true face?

— Child wearing Twinmold's mask

The right thing...what is it? I wonder...if you do the right thing...does it make...everybody...happy?

— Child wearing Gyorg's mask

What makes you happy? I wonder...what makes you happy...does it make...others happy, too?

— Child wearing Goht's mask

 

[Snow Queen]

"I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!"

 

[CraptainFalcon]

"Yahhhh! hiyahhh! EYAHHHHH! *Gasp*" - Link, The Legend of Zelda

 

[sailormars109]

"Shadow and Light are two sides of the same coin. One cannot exist without the other." -Princess Zelda, Twilight Princess.

 

[Musicfan]

It's time for Junpie's believe it or don't.

Simple things make me laugh.

 

[Pandanation]

what the game said
"HEY! LISTEN!" - Navi - LoZ OoT
what the world heard "HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY.............. *1 minute later* HEY HEY HEY...

 

[Salem]

Thank God I'm an atheist

Robert Burns, Vanquish.

We need a crack team of Linguist and Philosophers to analyse the meaning of that quote.

 

[Blue Canary]

"Kept ya waitin'. huh?"
-Solid Snake, SSBB Subspace Emissary

This is the only line said in that entire story.

That makes it important I guess...?

 

[Dragoncat]

Professor: There, that's the last orb in place. Now all we need is some coordinates!

Hunter: OH! How about 2-24-75! That's my birthday...

My favorite gem from the classic Spyro trilogy. Ripto's Rage to be exact...

 

[Snow Queen]

:sanec:

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" - Sonic, Sonic Colours

"ELISE!" - Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)

"Where's that damn FOURTH Chaos Emerald?" - Shadow, Shadow the Hedgehog

"You're too slow!" - Sonic, Super Smash Bros. Brawl

"Woah, that's a big one right" - Sonic, Sonic Generations

 

[Dragoncat]

"What do you expect me to do? Put on a funny hat?"

Ike, after hearing that he was going to be knighted by Princess Elincia in Fire Emblem Path of Radiance.