My mother is literally the worst. She has her head so far up her ass that she will actually ignore what I do just so she can yell at me and fell self righteous and justified.
Oh you think I'm exaggerating? yeah, here's how today played out.
-I get up early to scrub the shower, but someone threw away my brush so I had to make do with a washcloth which did an inferior job and took longer (but still made progress)
-I clean out the bowl of the sink because it's all gross and I make it not horrible
_-I empty the dishwasher and fill it up again when my family is out
-Otherwise most of the day has been spent in here
-Mom comes in and starts YELLING at me for not getting anything done today
-Points out that I forgot to clean the mirror, and I apologize for my oversight
-She proceeds to act like I didn't do anything in the shower or sink
-I point out that I did
-She says "well they're not good enough"
-"So you're admitting that I actually did something?"
-"You probably just sat in the shower for forty minutes with your thumb up your ass"
-At this point I lose my ****ing ****
-"You know, maybe if you didnt have your head jammed firmly up your ass you would have noticed that everything is a lot cleaner than it was this morning. You literally ignore all the **** I do in order to self-justify treating me like a piece of ****, or when you DO admit that I did something you downplay it and STILL manage to make me sound like a lazy asshole. Plus, you made it impossible for me to do a great job in the shower because one of you idiots (referring to my parents) threw out the most important tool for that! So kindly shut your goddamn mouth and **** the **** off, or at least stop treating me like this subhuman piece of trash."