Hylian Viking
A modern day Hyrule warrior mean mean stride.
Since I haven't found a general Terrible Legend of Zelda joke/pun thread anywhere on this forums I decided to make my own.
Here's some I have come up with. (Warning some of these are really bad.)
So I heard there was a riot at the Yiga Clan Preschool, I guess it was not a good idea to play Bananaphone.
Someone in Clock Town told me about a map maker who grew tired of making maps and riding around Termina on a balloon word is the reason he took a break because his feet started to Tingle.
So I heard rumors of two shield eating monsters going out on a date, word is they Like Like each other.
Here's some I have come up with. (Warning some of these are really bad.)
So I heard there was a riot at the Yiga Clan Preschool, I guess it was not a good idea to play Bananaphone.
Someone in Clock Town told me about a map maker who grew tired of making maps and riding around Termina on a balloon word is the reason he took a break because his feet started to Tingle.
So I heard rumors of two shield eating monsters going out on a date, word is they Like Like each other.