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Two clowns are eating a cannibal.
One says to the other: "I think we've got this joke wrong"
One says to the other: "I think we've got this joke wrong"
Tell a Joke
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What do Corrin and Ephraim both have in common?
Their love interests are irresisterble.
Their love interests are irresisterble.
Alex was a traffic police. He's famous for giving tickets to celebrities.
Natalie Portman wore a loose tshirt and a track
Alex stops the car and looks at Natalie
Natalie: I don't have my license.
Alex: have to pay a $100 fine
Miss Bliss wore her costume and was drunk and speeding over the highway
Alex stops the car and gazes at Bliss
Alex:you have to pay a $50 fine
Alex then stops Sunny Leone's car and looks at her, removes his sunglasses
Alex: you don't have to pay fine.
why didn't she have to pay fine?
Natalie Portman wore a loose tshirt and a track
Alex stops the car and looks at Natalie
Natalie: I don't have my license.
Alex: have to pay a $100 fine
Miss Bliss wore her costume and was drunk and speeding over the highway
Alex stops the car and gazes at Bliss
Alex:you have to pay a $50 fine
Alex then stops Sunny Leone's car and looks at her, removes his sunglasses
Alex: you don't have to pay fine.
why didn't she have to pay fine?
cuz she had her license and didn't break any traffic rules 
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To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you.
You have my word.
You have my word.
I entered 10 puns in a contest, hoping one would win,
but no pun in ten did
but no pun in ten did
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild was originally intended to be for Wii U.
But mid-way through development they made the Switch.
But mid-way through development they made the Switch.
Magolor04726
Hum dee doo
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Do you seriously think that just because this joke is about the bathroom, that it's going to have crude bathroom humor?
(I have more, I just can't think of any of the top of my head)
Do you seriously think that just because this joke is about the bathroom, that it's going to have crude bathroom humor?
(I have more, I just can't think of any of the top of my head)
A head-banger!
Well, URINE luck!
Well, URINE luck!
Avatar:The Last Airbender, Legend of Korra and Samurai Jack are some good anime
Two men died last week playing Zelda games.
I think there might be a Link between them.
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My girlfriend screamed at me "You haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!".
Which I thought was a strange way to start a conversation.
Which I thought was a strange way to start a conversation.
Woyogoyo
The Oncoming Storm
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, it was run over half way across.
What is the Nintendo Wii called in France?
A Nintendo yes.
A Nintendo yes.
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Why couldn't the lifeguard rescue the hippie?
He was too far out man
He was too far out man