Take The Cookie!

[Majora's Cat]

I kick all your butts using roundhouse kicks.

I take the cookie and shove it in my pocket that is made of diamond and sewn into my leg. Your move now, Sherlock.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I give a meth addict, who think's he's George Washington, an axe. He mistakes you for a cherry tree and chopps you in half.

I claim the cookie.

 

[DekuNut]

I walk up, punch you in the face, and take the cookie to Area 51. I take the cookie.

 

[Zelway]

I have the cookie!

 

[amaterasu]

I kick your butt for imagining you have the cookie. DekuNut still has the cookie.

 

[ShaneOMac713]

I write all your names in my Death Note wait 40 seconds then once you all die I take the cookie

 

[amaterasu]

What part of "I NEVER DIE." Do you not understand? I steal you Death Notes, right YOUR name on it, and once you die, I burn all the Death Notes except for yours. Then I revive everybody. I take the cookie from your cold, dead hands.

 

[DekuNut]

I sneak up behind you and take a piece of paper, paper-cutting your hands off.
I claim the cookie.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Pac Man eats you (But not the cookie).

I take the cookie.

 

[DekuNut]

Blinky kills you and Pacman, giving me th cookie, which I claim.

 

[penguinboy82]

I parachute off a skyscraper and take the cookie from your hands, then ride the winds to Fiji. I take the cookie!

 

[DekuNut]

Angry that you stole my cookie, I go on a cruise to Fiji, where I challenge you to a game of poker. I win and, instead of asking for money, take the cookie.
I claim the cookie!

 

[Myriadviper42]

I become an administrator and ban you from ZD. With nowhere else to go, the cookie lies there, and I TAKE THE COOKIE!

 

[ShaneOMac713]

I get you drunk and get you to give me the cookie then I wi get you to drive your car into the ocean I claim the cookie

 

[amaterasu]

I take your Death Notes, burn them all except for one, and right your name on one. after 40 seconds you die, and i pry the cookies from your cold, lifeless hands.
I CLAIM THE COOKIE (and just so you know, for the umpteenth time i've said it I DONT DIE. SO DON'T WASTE A POST AND UR TIME TRYING TO KILL ME)