I walk into my kitchen and open the cookie jar.*takes cookie out of the cookie jar*
I have a cookie. I then laugh at you because you are trying to keep a poisonous cookie that gets stolen all the time.
While I laugh at you, you get mad and throw the cookie at me and you walk away.
YOU ARE AN ILLUSIONIST! The cookie we threw at you was the LAST COOKIE LEFT ON EARTH! I realize your plan and sneak in like a ninja, stealing the cookie... WHICH I NOW CLAIM!
You get mauled by a bear. You don't survive but the cookie does.
I claim the cookie and protect it by hiding on a moon. NOTE: I said a moon not the Moon. There are so many moons out there that you'll be searching forever!
I have been following the cookie, even all the way to your moon. While you'r sleping, I sneak into your vault, steal the cookie, and go to The Moon, disguising myself as Deku Child and throwing the real one to the ground.
I claim the cookie
That's just mean. I pelt you with moon rocks until you give me the cooki, and the I play the Oath to Order to call the Giants to push back up the moon.