I take the hyphens in your username and use them as throwing knives, and skewer the cookie and pin it to the wall AND I TAKE THE COOKIE WITH A HOLE IN IT!
I use hacks to replace all of the lightbulbs in your house with Iorn Knuckles. Since no one can survive while that many Iorn Knuckles are attacking you die.
I sneak into your house to claim the cookie when the Iorn Knuckles fall asleep.