GAH! how DARE you!!! I take out a shiny Gold rupee and throw it off in the distance, and and tell the Ganon/dorf's 'winner gets all' and then I make a run for it! and end up in the water Temple.....ughhhh! (which, ironically, is where i am stuck in in OoT, actually!)...... ......I no has cookie...
I take away your Zelda games and warp tem to te top of Death Mountain. I then steal your Ocarina. You go running after the games. I also stole Epona. While you are running, you drop the cookie. I pick it up. I CLAIM THE COOKIE!
i finally regain my army of Ganon/dorf's, and send them after you. you drop the cookie in panic. i then use an antidote on it and make it edible. i then eat the cookie! then I decide to bake a GIANT cookie, and poison it. I CLAIM THE GIANT COOKIE!!!!!! ]
GEHH!!! *kills mario in a fit of rage* ..now..for the cookie...*sends a giant Dragon made of Dark Flame after you, and you drop the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!