Take The Cookie!

[SwiftestPhantom]

I trip you, and steal the cookie. TEH COOKIE IS MINE!!!!

 

[Elfen]

I got hungry and a massive craving for cookies(in real life) I take the cookie.

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

I send my army of Ganon/dorf's after you to get the cookie. I HAS TEH COOKIE!!!

 

[Zelway]

I take control of your army and send them after you. (sorry) I then get them to get the cookie.

I then transport to hyrule and then hide the cookie in the Water Temple.

I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

GAH! how DARE you!!! I take out a shiny Gold rupee and throw it off in the distance, and and tell the Ganon/dorf's 'winner gets all' and then I make a run for it! and end up in the water Temple.....ughhhh! (which, ironically, is where i am stuck in in OoT, actually!)...... ......I no has cookie...

 

[Zelway]

Don't get lost looking for the cookie.

I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[penguinboy82]

I take away your Zelda games and warp tem to te top of Death Mountain. I then steal your Ocarina. You go running after the games. I also stole Epona. While you are running, you drop the cookie. I pick it up. I CLAIM THE COOKIE!

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

i finally regain my army of Ganon/dorf's, and send them after you. you drop the cookie in panic. i then use an antidote on it and make it edible. i then eat the cookie! then I decide to bake a GIANT cookie, and poison it. I CLAIM THE GIANT COOKIE!!!!!! ]

 

[Zelway]

I don't want the Giant Cookie. I want the original cookie, so I knock you out and take you to a hospital.

I then get a surgeon to open your stomach, and I take the cookie. (which for some reason doesn't appear to have anything wrong with it)

I accidentally drop it in some poison which then makes it poisonous again.

I HAVE THE COOKIE! You can keep your less valuable GIANT cookie though.

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

(dies from surgery) ....X.X.....I don't have teh cookie... :'(

 

[penguinboy82]

WEYAL, OBVIOUSLY, WE HAVE A, COOKIE THEIF,IN, LINKIN PARK. That's me. I simply sneak up behind you and take it from your back pocket.

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

(is revived) I then Gerudo Swipe the cookie from you!!! AHA! I HAVE TEH COOKIE!

 

[Zelda64]

Mario mistakes for a Koopa and stops you a million times. Meanwhile, I take the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

GEHH!!! *kills mario in a fit of rage* ..now..for the cookie...*sends a giant Dragon made of Dark Flame after you, and you drop the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[Zelway]

So, it's just you in the way of the cookie. (tells a long pointless speech)

You then fall asleep listening to my boring speech. I take the cookie.

I HAVE THE COOKIE!