Take The Cookie!

[PK Love Omega]

1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years later, I awaken from my fiery sleep. Then, when I shoot up with awesome Sheikah skills and call my Loftwing, I encounter Lukemon dropping the cookie into the volcano. I dive in, grab the cookie and my Loftwing saves me. However, the cookie slips....

 

[Clash]

The volcano is on the side of the FTNWO and snatches the cookie and returns it to me.

 

[Spirit Tracks]

We then take the cookie and put it in a secret vault on Mars that nobody but the FTNWO knows about.

 

[PK Love Omega]

I order my Loftwing to chase after you, but he goes to fast and leaves me behind, and travels through time. As I landed on the rocky surface, another Ice Age became upon the area.

 

[Clash]

And then we put Mars in a secret vault in Jupiter that nobody knows about.

 

[Lukémon]

Then I go to my old friend Zeus, and ask whether he can take me to his Roman cousin Mars, he says yes, then ( because I started a little war between FTWNO and LWAMS, Mars gives me the cookie. LWAMS have the cookie. ( p.s. I'm wondering who PK Love Omega is siding with or is he gonna start his own organization. )

 

[Clash]

Wrong Mars. He gave you a fake cookie. You eat it. You die. Simple.

 

[Storm]

you die if you eat the normal cookie anyway. and the real cookie is old and decrepid. I forge a New Cookie with pieces of the old cookie to make it fresh

 

[Clash]

Thank you, Son of Raiden.

 

[Storm]

why do you call me this name, Clash? That name is long since forgotten, since almost everyone called me storm, and those who cried about it got over it

 

[Clash]

Was that supposed to be poetic or was that a serious question?

 

[Storm]

a little of both. How can I be the Son of Raiden when I don't know who the **** my father is?

 

[Clash]

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[Storm]

It is an awesome signature. I didn't want to change it

 

[Clash]

And the FTNWO still have the cookie!