Alright everyone, I'm back! And I think I have some fascinating evidence on who I think is scum that I really must share with you all. I'm fairly certain LG is scum, and here's why.
Look at this:
m-my life
what is it
vote: Heroine of Time
First of all, the repetition of the "m" in "my" seems to imply that she is stuttering. According to dictionary.com, the definiton of stuttering is "talk with continued involuntary repetition of sounds". This is unusual, as a typed stutter would be intentional, and not involuntary; real spontaneous stuttering occurs only in spoken language. She could easily edit her stuttering online prior to sending that message, or, if necessary, correct herself with the convenient EBWODP. But she did not. Additionally, studies show that stuttering often arises from nervousness or fear. As a result, I highly believe that this is indeed a ploy devised by the clever mafia member -- LG, who, of course, having a two-letter abbreviation, is CLEARLY a prime suspect -- in order to make themselves look meek and helpless. As we all know, the mafia are FAR from meek and helpless, so it would make sense that she would desire to fabricate this image early on in the game.
Moving on, there appears to be a lack of capitalization in this post. This could also potentially be interpreted as a loss of confidence, which could either arise from a mafia member fearing discovery, or a very smart Mafioso trying to, again, look like a nervous Townie. I think this is very suspicious.
LG also questions what life is. Life is described as "the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death." Now, if she needs to ask what that is, do you think she is subconsciously suggesting that her life is different from our own? Perhaps, on some deep level, the guilt over having killed Dracomajora -- or, at that point in time, planning to kill him -- was harming her psychologically, and she felt like she was losing her humanity. Thus she has lost sight of what life truly is, and she feels like nothing more than a monster (or Samus or whoever the heck those mafia people are). Not to mention... that smiley face at the end! It is a symbol for "winking", which seriously, no one ever does in real life. Could that be a sign to her fellow mafia members indicating that things are going well?
...Oh, and she voted for me. OBVIOUS SCUM GUYS.
Vote: LittleGumball
inb4 k