Link Floyd
ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵘⁿ
- Joined
- Sep 23, 2014
Chapter 9 ~ Huklebot’s Revenge (Part 1)
~Scene 1~
“It’s awful stormy out today, thunder and heavy rain,” I said, peeking out of the window in Snow’s kitchen. “Did you do this?”
“I only control the blizzards around here, girl,” Snow sighed.
Suddenly, there was the sound of a storm siren...getting louder...and louder.
“Holy, ****, we never get those around here,” Snow said, when suddenly there was a bang at the door.
“Open up! Now!” a loud, booming voice shouted. Snow ran over to the door and opened it.
“...King?” she said, staring at him with a puzzled expression.
“Accessing data...Profile: Snow Queen.” he said, staring directly into Snow’s cold eyes.
“What the hell,” she sighed, unsure of what to do next.
“Snow Queen. Blond hair, blue eyes...must DEFEAT.”
Suddenly, King’s eyes grew red and laser’s shot at Snow. She ducked for cover and hid behind her Waluigi statue.
“Ari! Hepl me!” she screamed as King blew off the head of Waluigi. “MY ICE BABY!” she cried.
“Must defeat...” the King said, coming closer to Snow behind the Waluigi statue.
Quickly, I ran to my bedroom and pulled a gun out from under the bed. I ran back downstairs and the King was holding Snow by her neck.
“Mission...accom...” he began, as I shot at him. I hit his side, but the bullet just fell to the ground.
“SNOW!!!” I yelled, grabbing her out of King’s grasp.
“Abort! Abort!” the King yelled, leaving the scene.
“What the hell was that all about,” Snow asked. I shrugged.
“I don’t know man. Maybe we should go around town and ask everyone if King’s okay,” I suggested.
~Scene 2~
“Dude, the King disappeared!” Mezlo exclaimed as we stood in his front yard having a town meeting.
“He came to my house on crack or something and almost killed me,” Lemmy said.
“Yeah, same here,” Leaf Leaf replied.
“What should we do?” Mezlo asked.
“Well, we should talk to the officials and see what they think,” Snow replied.
“Oh, I hope he’s alright! We can’t run the kingdom without him. What are we gonna do? WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WE’RE ALL DOOMED!” Canary cried.
“Girl, calm down, no need to get all frazzled,” Snow sighed.
“Okay, I’m calling Rep...” Mezlo said, holding the phone up to his ear. “...It went to voice mail.”
“AHHHH!” Canary shrieked. “WHAT IF THEY DIEDDDD?”
“Oh wait, he’s calling back, “Mezlo said, answering the phone. “Hello? ...No way! ...Are Seth and Batman alright? How are you? ...We’ll be there in just a sec.” Mezlo hung up the phone and put his hands on his hips.
“Everyone,” he began. “We got another robot problem.”
~Scene 3~
“Can we not fight robots anymore? I feel like that’s all we do around here,” Seth complained as everyone stood in the meeting room of the castle. The King was nowhere to be found.
“Yeah, man. I wanna fight like a dragon or some ****,” Rep replied. “Robots are for the weak.”
“Come on, guys, we need to get serious. What exactly happened to King?” Canary asked.
“This morning, King came into my room and told me that he sensed something was wrong,” Batman explained. “So he put all of us on guard duty for longer hours.”
“I mean, we are the King’s *****es after all,” Rep joked.
“Anyways,” Batman continued. “As soon as we knew it, we were being attacked by the King himself. But then Seth noticed something...”
“The real King was being kidnapped!” Seth exclaimed. “I saw another King look-a-like stuffing him into a huge trunk and throwing him in the back of a wagon. I tried to stop it, but the main King look-a-like we were fighting off in the castle wouldn’t let us out for nothing.”
“Until I pulled a gun on him,” Rep chuckled.
“He doesn’t seem very fond of that weapon,” I said.
“I know. So I pulled out the supply from the royal storage room. Everyone take two, please.” Rep said, bringing out a large container of guns.
“Now, everyone, I have formulated a plan,” Seth began. “We will distract the two Huklebot’s...and then attack!”
Everyone nodded.
“What will be the distraction?” I asked.
“Everyone, say hello to our little friend,” Seth said, opening a curtain to reveal Pendio sitting on a stool playing guitar and whistling.
“Yup, we got this,” Lexy said. “But could we get Link to do back up on ocarina?”
“Lexy, let’s not start this,” Rep said with a laugh.
She sighed and replied, “You know you think it would be a genius tactic.”
~Scene 4~
“Alright, the robots are hiding in the well next to Snow Queen’s castle,” Seth said into the walke-talke as everyone hid somewhere in the mountain’s forest.
“Pendio, go to the Echo cave and start the song!” Seth commanded.
Everyone listening to the pleasant tune coming from the cave. Everyone listened with delight, but stayed focused.
“Everyone remain in your places!” Rep said.
Rep, Seth, and Batman were closest to the well to watch the magic happen. Suddenly, they heard something coming from the bottom of the well.
“Accessing...emotions.” they heard a voice say.
“There they are! Shhh...QUIET!” Rep whispered.
“Emotions. Happiness. Wonder. Content.” one of the two Huklebot’s said. They began going towards the Echo cave, which Snow and I were guarding.
“Go, Batman!” Seth yelled. Batman ran out from behind the tree and grabbed his lasso. He rounded up the rancid robots. Sadly, their capture was short-lived.
“Intruder! Intruder!” the Huklebot’s yelled, breaking Batman’s lasso.
“****!” he yelled, pulling out a a small knife and going for the Huklebot’s. Rep and Seth ran out to help their friend.
“Get your gun, Batman! That’s their weakness!” Rep shouted. Batman pulled out his gun and shot at one of the Huklebot’s as Rep shot at the other. Seth acted as defense and protected Rep and Batman from the Huklebot’s laser attack.
“Ack!” Seth yelled as one of the Huklebot’s grabbed him with it’s long arm.
“Invincibilty. Indestructibility.” The Huklebot said.
Suddenly, the other Huklebot grabbed Rep and Batman. The three of them struggled, feeling hopeless.
“How the hell do we always get in these crazy situations?” Batman said to Rep.
“I don’t know. Ask the girl who writes these ****ing stories,” Rep replied.
As the Huklebot’s were busy torturing Seth, Rep, and Batman, Snow Queen and I ventured into the trecherous well.
“It’s icky down here!” she complained.
“We’ll get out of here soon, we just have to find the King!” I said.
“Hepl!” a voice suddenly shouted from deep within the well. “Hepl!”
“I think that’s him!” I exclaimed as Snow and I began running faster. We made it to the end of the tunnel.
“Intruder. Must destroy.” a voice suddenly said in the dark.
“Oh, ****.”
~To Be Continued~
~Scene 1~
“It’s awful stormy out today, thunder and heavy rain,” I said, peeking out of the window in Snow’s kitchen. “Did you do this?”
“I only control the blizzards around here, girl,” Snow sighed.
Suddenly, there was the sound of a storm siren...getting louder...and louder.
“Holy, ****, we never get those around here,” Snow said, when suddenly there was a bang at the door.
“Open up! Now!” a loud, booming voice shouted. Snow ran over to the door and opened it.
“...King?” she said, staring at him with a puzzled expression.
“Accessing data...Profile: Snow Queen.” he said, staring directly into Snow’s cold eyes.
“What the hell,” she sighed, unsure of what to do next.
“Snow Queen. Blond hair, blue eyes...must DEFEAT.”
Suddenly, King’s eyes grew red and laser’s shot at Snow. She ducked for cover and hid behind her Waluigi statue.
“Ari! Hepl me!” she screamed as King blew off the head of Waluigi. “MY ICE BABY!” she cried.
“Must defeat...” the King said, coming closer to Snow behind the Waluigi statue.
Quickly, I ran to my bedroom and pulled a gun out from under the bed. I ran back downstairs and the King was holding Snow by her neck.
“Mission...accom...” he began, as I shot at him. I hit his side, but the bullet just fell to the ground.
“SNOW!!!” I yelled, grabbing her out of King’s grasp.
“Abort! Abort!” the King yelled, leaving the scene.
“What the hell was that all about,” Snow asked. I shrugged.
“I don’t know man. Maybe we should go around town and ask everyone if King’s okay,” I suggested.
~Scene 2~
“Dude, the King disappeared!” Mezlo exclaimed as we stood in his front yard having a town meeting.
“He came to my house on crack or something and almost killed me,” Lemmy said.
“Yeah, same here,” Leaf Leaf replied.
“What should we do?” Mezlo asked.
“Well, we should talk to the officials and see what they think,” Snow replied.
“Oh, I hope he’s alright! We can’t run the kingdom without him. What are we gonna do? WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WE’RE ALL DOOMED!” Canary cried.
“Girl, calm down, no need to get all frazzled,” Snow sighed.
“Okay, I’m calling Rep...” Mezlo said, holding the phone up to his ear. “...It went to voice mail.”
“AHHHH!” Canary shrieked. “WHAT IF THEY DIEDDDD?”
“Oh wait, he’s calling back, “Mezlo said, answering the phone. “Hello? ...No way! ...Are Seth and Batman alright? How are you? ...We’ll be there in just a sec.” Mezlo hung up the phone and put his hands on his hips.
“Everyone,” he began. “We got another robot problem.”
~Scene 3~
“Can we not fight robots anymore? I feel like that’s all we do around here,” Seth complained as everyone stood in the meeting room of the castle. The King was nowhere to be found.
“Yeah, man. I wanna fight like a dragon or some ****,” Rep replied. “Robots are for the weak.”
“Come on, guys, we need to get serious. What exactly happened to King?” Canary asked.
“This morning, King came into my room and told me that he sensed something was wrong,” Batman explained. “So he put all of us on guard duty for longer hours.”
“I mean, we are the King’s *****es after all,” Rep joked.
“Anyways,” Batman continued. “As soon as we knew it, we were being attacked by the King himself. But then Seth noticed something...”
“The real King was being kidnapped!” Seth exclaimed. “I saw another King look-a-like stuffing him into a huge trunk and throwing him in the back of a wagon. I tried to stop it, but the main King look-a-like we were fighting off in the castle wouldn’t let us out for nothing.”
“Until I pulled a gun on him,” Rep chuckled.
“He doesn’t seem very fond of that weapon,” I said.
“I know. So I pulled out the supply from the royal storage room. Everyone take two, please.” Rep said, bringing out a large container of guns.
“Now, everyone, I have formulated a plan,” Seth began. “We will distract the two Huklebot’s...and then attack!”
Everyone nodded.
“What will be the distraction?” I asked.
“Everyone, say hello to our little friend,” Seth said, opening a curtain to reveal Pendio sitting on a stool playing guitar and whistling.
“Yup, we got this,” Lexy said. “But could we get Link to do back up on ocarina?”
“Lexy, let’s not start this,” Rep said with a laugh.
She sighed and replied, “You know you think it would be a genius tactic.”
~Scene 4~
“Alright, the robots are hiding in the well next to Snow Queen’s castle,” Seth said into the walke-talke as everyone hid somewhere in the mountain’s forest.
“Pendio, go to the Echo cave and start the song!” Seth commanded.
Everyone listening to the pleasant tune coming from the cave. Everyone listened with delight, but stayed focused.
“Everyone remain in your places!” Rep said.
Rep, Seth, and Batman were closest to the well to watch the magic happen. Suddenly, they heard something coming from the bottom of the well.
“Accessing...emotions.” they heard a voice say.
“There they are! Shhh...QUIET!” Rep whispered.
“Emotions. Happiness. Wonder. Content.” one of the two Huklebot’s said. They began going towards the Echo cave, which Snow and I were guarding.
“Go, Batman!” Seth yelled. Batman ran out from behind the tree and grabbed his lasso. He rounded up the rancid robots. Sadly, their capture was short-lived.
“Intruder! Intruder!” the Huklebot’s yelled, breaking Batman’s lasso.
“****!” he yelled, pulling out a a small knife and going for the Huklebot’s. Rep and Seth ran out to help their friend.
“Get your gun, Batman! That’s their weakness!” Rep shouted. Batman pulled out his gun and shot at one of the Huklebot’s as Rep shot at the other. Seth acted as defense and protected Rep and Batman from the Huklebot’s laser attack.
“Ack!” Seth yelled as one of the Huklebot’s grabbed him with it’s long arm.
“Invincibilty. Indestructibility.” The Huklebot said.
Suddenly, the other Huklebot grabbed Rep and Batman. The three of them struggled, feeling hopeless.
“How the hell do we always get in these crazy situations?” Batman said to Rep.
“I don’t know. Ask the girl who writes these ****ing stories,” Rep replied.
As the Huklebot’s were busy torturing Seth, Rep, and Batman, Snow Queen and I ventured into the trecherous well.
“It’s icky down here!” she complained.
“We’ll get out of here soon, we just have to find the King!” I said.
“Hepl!” a voice suddenly shouted from deep within the well. “Hepl!”
“I think that’s him!” I exclaimed as Snow and I began running faster. We made it to the end of the tunnel.
“Intruder. Must destroy.” a voice suddenly said in the dark.
“Oh, ****.”
~To Be Continued~
