Link Plush Doll Giveaway - Favorite Funny Zelda Quote

[jon911025]

"Pa-Pa-Pa-Paper, please!"

-???

 

[SariaXD147]

"Link....I....See you later." -- Midna, TP

"OOOOOHHHHHHH!"-- Beedle, WW

"A sword wields no strength unless the hand that holds it has courage" -- Hero's Shade, TP

"What? Say something! Am I so beautiful that you've no words left?"-- Midna, TP

"What the! Can't a person get a little shut-eye around here?!"-- Talon, OoT

"I'll grant you the honour of carrying me."-- Ruto, OoT

"Hey! Listen! Watch out!"-- Navi, OoT

"Kotake: [after they have died with halos over their heads] Hey, Koume, what is that above your head?
Koume: I don't know, but you have one over your head too, Kotake!
Kotake: But I'm only 400 years old!
Koume: And I'm just 380 years old!
Kotake: We're twins! Don't try to lie about your age!
Koume: You must have gone senile!
Kotake: Who are you calling senile? Is that how you treat your older sister?
Koume: We are twins! How can you be older?
Kotake: Keeeyaaah!
Koume: How heartless you are!
Kotake: How can you be so ungrateful?
Koume: You're heartless!
Kotake: You ungrateful... "-- Kotake & Koume, OoT

"Its me, your fiancee, Ruto! Princess of the Zoras!"-- Ruto, OoT

"Well exuuuuuuuse me Princess!"--Link, Zelda animation series

 

[Kevin]

"It won't fit in your wallet, so let's put it back."

Mo money mo problems..

 

[chris112]

"Well, excuse me princess!" -

 

[Princess Niki]

"Come, Theif........ Let us Awaken together"

~Windfish from Link's Awakening if you stole from the shop.

 

[yolink]

"Oh? Link, I see you have a nice stick... can I borrow it for a second?"

 

[Tictalk]

"I AM ERROR"
~ERROR (AoL)~
My favorite quote!

 

[ncud]

"You have taken something from me, and I am STRONG!!!!!! (Zelda's adventure CDI)

 

[Sarianae]

It seems there are a lot of common favorites. I do have an uncommon one I found funny though:

"Hey, that reminds me of my wife... On second thought, it doesn't... It doesn't look like her at all!"

He says this in Ocarina of Time if you go up to him wearing the Gerudo Mask....gave me a good laugh. Although it did make me wonder what his wife actually looked like....

Oh and this quote,

One of my favorites is:
"Don't slack off-the heavens and the wife are watching."-Mayor Dotour
I used it once for a Mother's day card.

Heh, forgot that one until you mentioned it...it's a good one.

 

[arosepsy]

"Guess what? You got it for free. Aren't you proud of yourself?"

When you steal an item from the shop in Link's Awakening [DX]

 

[Mamagaea]

I think it's hilarious when that guy is in the toilet. I mean, seriously? Someone is living in the latrine? Majora's Mask

"Paper!!!!!"

 

[LoZaddict]

"Grumble, grumble"

i always liked this one

 

[Shyell]

"You're a cute kid! Thanks for coming to save me! [...] These women are so scary! [...] Two of my buddies are still being held prisonner. Will you please get them out, too?" *prances away like a fruitcake*
- Jiro the Carpenter

 

[stuffedhippo]

BUY SOMETHIN' WILL YA!
~ The Legend of Zelda (NES)

 

[Skelington]

"You did great! How 'bout a big Goron hug, Brother?!" - Gorons, Ocarina of Time