Link Plush Doll Giveaway - Favorite Funny Zelda Quote

[The Doctor]

"...and the sight of your appalling hair makes my gorge rise."

Girahim @ Groose, Skyward Sword

 

[crobe11]

Zelda plush giveaway favorite funny quote

Im so hungry I could eat an Octorok.

 

[Monkalrus]

"Great! Taking a break from saving the world. Top Idea!"-Captain Linebeck

 

[FYH]

Ganon: Join me, Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai. Or else you will DIE!

Zelda CD-i, can't remember which one.

 

[brandonjones739]

If all else fail's use fire- Zelda Adventure of Link

 

[Linkanon]

"You've got some good, quality wood there, kid."

~Carpenter in Blue Shirt in Kakariko Village, Ocarina of Time

 

[Fraxinus]

Here's my favorite quote, from Skyward Sword:

"He's not at all like a certain someone
I know who drags Mistress Fi around
the world without a care for her
safety or happiness, bzzat!" -Scrapper

I'm not quite sure what scene in Skyward Sword this is from, I don't even know it's a scene.

Haha, everything Scrapper says is funny. He's like Linebeck in that sense (I've said this so many times because it's true!) xD He'll say that when you visit Gondo's house at nighttime. But... his affection for Fi is adorable.

And, wow... I've seen a lot of people posting the same quotes over and over... Um, perhaps read through some of them to make sure yours hasn't meen mentioned yet? And how many people have been posting more than one quote? Gawsh... cheaters should get disqualified. ;/

 

[Techyahndea]

"This is my Little Richard!..." -OoT

 

[shadowkrow]

Without a fairy, you're not even a real man (ocrina of time)

 

[ChimichangaMerc]

Hey you! 'Mr. No Fairy!' What's your business with the Great Deku Tree? Without a fairy, you're not even a real man!~Mido "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time"

 

[fiercedeity97]

Well Excuuuse me princess
LOZ animated series

 

[TriforceMaster]

"Since you have such quick feet, it might be a good idea to run and bash into many things."
- A Link to the Past (SNES)

"Oh? Link, I see you have a nice stick... can I borrow it for a second?"

"Pay me for the door repair charge"

"Tingle, Tingle, Kooloo - Limpah! These are the magic words Tingle created. Don't steal them!"

"Hey! Listen!"
Navi - Ocarina of Time

 

[TheZeldaMaster1]

Tingle, Tingle!
Kooloo-Limpah!
... These are the magic words Tingle created himself.
Don't steal them!

- Tingle, Majora's Mask (N64)

 

[XInfiniteDarkX]

The Adventure of Link:

Error:

"I am Error."

"South of kings tomb in Mido is a tunnel."

"Tis funny indeed."

Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap:

Ezlo:

"Urk... Owowow!! I just smacked my hip on something! Well, not my hip... My... whatever it is I have now... My brim? Whatever!"

"Hehehe! So, what do you think, Link? Pretty dark and spooky, isn't it? Makes you wanna cry, doesn't it? What? You're...not scared? Well, good! Neither am I! So, um... Come on, let's go..."

"Hey, Link, did you ever realize how messy your hair was?"


Hylian Soldiers:

"!? The light force! Man. That sounded impressive. If I find it, I'm gonna shout that so loudly!"

"By the order of the king, none shall pass. Now! Begone with you!!"


Vaati:

"Fool! I... But the Light Force... My power... I had such power..."

 

[HylianKnight25]

Funny Zelda Quotes?

You got the Sailcloth. Now you can jump from any height without fear of a painful landing! ...It smells nice too. -Skyward Sword, Narrative

Link! Quit goofing. This is supposed to be a sacred ritual, remember?
-Skyward Sword, Zelda