Link Plush Doll Giveaway - Favorite Funny Zelda Quote

[Alex Arbiter]

"You lay off my do right now, or I'll flatten you. Everyone knows I've got the slickest pompadour in town." -Groose, Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword

 

[Fraxinus]

Oh, gawsh... This is tempting. Though, I'm sure my parents wouldn't approve of me giving my address on the internets. They're kind of paranoid, if you know what I mean. They won't even let me connect my games to the internets... (I'm not expecting myself to win, so I don't think I have to worry too much.)
Well, anyways... here goes...

Heh... from my selection... a lot of these sound perverted out-of-context... o-o So, let's go with something milder. xD It sure is a good thing I take pictures of dialogue in games when they amuse me...

OOOF! OUCH! WHAT'S GOING ON?! Look who it is, falling out of the sky ON MY HEAD! Work on where you teleport people, old man!
--Captain Linebeck, Phantom Hourglass

And with that... nerm.

 

[101hylainDin]

YEEARRGG! I'm cursed!
-OoT (N64)

 

[Ordonary Guy]

Ok guys, this is a must in terms of funny quotes:

"Oh Boy, I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorok"
- Link in the opening scene of the CD-I game "Wand of Gamelon"

Actually, the entire opening scene would qualify as a funny quote. It can be checked out here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mHw5g55oC4

 

[Sharmin07]

"And it smells nice too."
When Link receives the sailcloth from Zelda. (The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword)

 

[captainchew2]

Since you have such quick feet, it might be a good idea to run and bash into many things. ALTTP!!

 

[sailorgirl221]

LOL..
hactant: "you killed me!!"
Zelda: "good!"

zelda wand of gamlone

 

[Linknerd09]

"My Name Is Zelda. Princess of Hyrule. And What Is Your Name?"

- Princess Zelda (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)

 

[SirenOfTheSea]

"You've got the Magic Rod! Now you can burn things! Burn it! Burn, baby burn!"
-Acquiring the Magic Rod in Link's Awakening

 

[bigdmo96]

"Don't touch me with those filthy hands you mischievous little scamp!"
Door of the Cabana
Wind Waker

 

[sailorgirl221]

oh my gaww!! that pic is hilarious!!

 

[S. Mario]

One of my favorites is:
"Don't slack off-the heavens and the wife are watching."-Mayor Dotour
I used it once for a Mother's day card.

 

[linklover101]

"It's actually kinda nice down here. This place needs a name, we'll call it, Grooseland!"
Groose, The legend of Zelda, Skyward Sword.

 

[Zeldaforthewin]

Yeeaargh... I'm cursed!
- Ocarina of Time (N64)

 

[Earthtemple]

"What can I say? I was excited, flustered even."
~snagglep...err... Ghirahim