King of the Hill!

[amaterasu]

I drop the world's largest pumpkin on you via helicopter. I claim the hill!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I catch it with the world's largest pie tin and make the world's largest pumpkin pie.

I claim the pie!

I also murder Zanzibar and claim the hill.

 

[amaterasu]

I take the pie and give everybody but myself a slice. What you don't know is that I POSIONED TEH GIANT PUMPKIN! AND YOU ATE THE PIE AND NOW YOU ARE ALL DEAD LEAVING ME TO CLAIM THE HILL! MWAHAHAHAHA

 

[Zanzibar]

I become a Gibdo and paralyze you ( the type that stares ) and then strangle you to death. I claim the hill!

 

[amaterasu]

As I said I never die. I play the Sun's Song and freeze you. Then before you come back to normal, I shove you in a grave and dance on it.

 

[Zanzibar]

I summon a bunch of Redeads that swarm you until your trampled. I claim the hill!

 

[amaterasu]

You can't claim the hill because you're still in a grave! I stop dancing on your grave, use Healing Beta on myself, and run to the hill. I Claim The Hill!

 

[Zanzibar]

ummmmmm I EAT THE DIRT AND THEN BELCH YOU A WAYS AWAY!!!! I claim the hill

 

[DekuNut]

I don't like pumpkin pie, so I stick it in Zanzibar's face. I claim the hill.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I put a flag on top of the hill with my avatar printed on it.

I claim the hill.

 

[amaterasu]

I burn the flag and somehow magicaly remove the hill and put it in the middle of the ocean on an island only I know the location of, but has everything i could possibly need.

 

[DekuNut]

I stalked you to the island and sent you out on a submarine without controls, stranded.
I claim the hill.

 

[amaterasu]

I keep all the supplies away from you and you eventually starve. then i tie a rock to your leg and throw you in the ocean.

 

[DekuNut]

At the bottom, I find a magic power that brings me to the surface. Using that magic power, I tie you to that SAME ROCK and you go below.
I claim the hill.

 

[amaterasu]

Because I never die, I just untie the rock and ask some octopus to tackle you and keep him under water away from the surface but off the ground until you die.