King of the Hill!

[tecknokid900]

BUT, while you were skydiving my secret Ion Cannon comes out and blasts you and your UFO at the same time!

I keep the Hill I claimed

 

[Elvenknight]

I burrow underground, and attack with my Stallord and Stallchild army, whom I binded to my will before-hand. Your army doesn't stand a chance!

I claim the hill, and the remians of the fortress around it.

 

[tecknokid900]

I come back with another army, except these are ghost's. One aims at you and snipes you with a bow and arrow in the back. the rest of the ghosts take out your stalfos! I walk up and command one of my ghost to take you to the hospital to heal from your "accidental misfire"

I Tecknokid900....................................................................................................................claim the Hill

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Say hello, to my little friend! *Shoots you with the smallest gun I've ever seen*

I claim the hill.

 

[Cabbage]

I throw 8 foot long fish at you.
I claim the hill.

 

[Elvenknight]

My army of wild cats love those eight-foot fish. You smell like fish, too, so they eat you also.

I claim the hill.

 

[Cabbage]

I come back to life as a zombie and eat your brains.
I claim the hill.

 

[Firice da Vinci]

I eat cabbage in front of your face causing you to have a heart attack.

I claim the hill.

 

[Cabbage]

I DROP EIGHT TONS OF CABBAGE ON YOU!! MWAHAHAHA!!
I claim the hill. With my cabbage.

 

[MikauIncarnate]

I cause you to suddenly have a severe allergy to the cabbage you just dropped on FirevsIce. Then I turn you into a cabbage (which you are still allergic to), and you roll off the hill. Then, because I know you'll be back, I create an anti-cabbage barrier around the hill which I just claimed without you knowing it.

 

[Cabbage]

FUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
*Cough* Sorry.
I get a giant trampoline and jump over the anti cabbage barrier. I pimp slap you MULTIPLE TIMES until you explode. LOLZ I claim the hill LOLZ

 

[MikauIncarnate]

I(being Mikau) turn into a mask, which Link walks by and puts on, transforming him into me. I am virtually Link now, because are minds are working in conjunction with one another. Being Link, he needs his vegetables to stay healthy (not sleeping can be hard on a guy), and so simply walks onto the hill and eats you.

We claim the hill.

 

[Cabbage]

Ganondorf- "Where is he?"
Me- "Right over there. He's all yours."
Twenty minutes later...
Ganon kills Link. I claim the hill.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I send a pack of various herbavores to eat your cabbage kingdom.

I claim the hill.

 

[Cabbage]

NOOOO!!!! MY CABBAGES!!!
I put Justin Bieber on the hill and make him sing until you are begging for mercy. I claim the hill.