Kill the User Above You.

[Hylian_Monolith]

You're walking along a dock one night. ti's been storming and snowing incessantly, and the winds and ice are dangerous. Fortunately, you ahve ice cleats. Unfortunately, a nearby person doesn't. He thwacks into you, and you stumble, stomping your cleated foot on his toe. The shrill sound of his screams make you realize that he's female, and while you're surprised she drops a glowstick on your spiky toe. The poisonous chemicals leak through your boot like acid, and your foot burns. You stumble around in agony and fall off a dock, breaking the ice and getting trapped under the frigid waters. Just as you find the ice-hole again, a ship docks and you're thrust underneath it, where you are squished painfully against the dock and you die of blood loss and split organs before you can suffocate.

 

[LittleGumball]

You are smothered by a pillow. There is nobody holding the pillow, it just jumps onto your face and loves you SO MUCH it doesn't want to let you go.

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

((I am wuved!))

You accidentally drink form your glass before you add water to your Mio. The sheer intensity of the compacted flavor is lethal, and you die with a nosebleed hen and there.

 

[misskitten]

Accidentally park the :tardis: on top of you, you are squashed to death...

 

[JuicieJ]

Hello, LittleGumball...

 

[Siniru]

You are walking back from going grocery shopping one day when your local dentist walks up to you. You two have an idle chat.
Suddenly, the dentist squeals and silver veins appear all over your body. The dentist holds out a finger. It is all silver.
The veins are slowly multiplying.
"You are one of two worlds. You were born in another world, and you must die to avoid poisoning this world any more. Count yourself lucky. If I left you, the pressure from the two worlds will crush you anyway" the dentist says.
The silver lines started to deliver spears of pain. It felt like the lines were forming knives inside you.
"What are you?" You rasped. The lines became red and blood started to seep out.
"I am here to destroy intrepid poison of the worlds"
The dentist vanished. You did not have a chance to cry out in pain; the lines were splitting apart like knives were cutting from within.
The last thing you smelt was the sweet and strong aroma of fresh blood.

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

Accidentally park the :tardis: on top of you, you are squashed to death...

BEST DEATH EVER.

And I am so sorry of you use the ZD-brown layout.

You step on a cucco. It screeches with pain and surprise, turning on you and [CENSORED] summoning friends, who use their claws to rip your eyeballs out of your head and eat your liver. You are covered with your own blood, and it dribbles into your mouth. The sweet flavor makes you go sadistic and try to bite off your own finger, which results in you being left to die as your family watches on in disgust and terror, transfixed as the cuccos maim you even as you maim yourself to drink up your own blood.

 

[LittleGumball]

That............. was horrid, HM. XD

You get blown up by a Creeper.

 

[A Link In Time]

You see a little girl playing with a ball just up ahead. She drops her ball and it goes running down the street. You run to go fetch it when a drunk driver swerves from the rear hitting you with full force. You die knowing your last action was a selfless one.

 

[LittleGumball]

You kicked a ball away from a little girl who was playing in the street. While laughing at your evil act, you get run over by a semi. You die knowing you're a jerk.

 

[Sydney]

Today's the day you find out you've been diagnosed with Asthma. You feel depressed that a disease has begun to consume you. Feeling upset and distraught, you go to a nearby, abandoned playground; a place where no one will bother you. There, you take residence to the local swings. You sit down and grip the rusty chains elevating the swing. You slowly twist in circles for what seems like hours. Once the old, worn-out chains could be turned no more, you let them go. You began to spin out of control. You spun so fast that you could not breathe. You gasped for air, but nothing could be inhaled. Your face turned blood red, and soon, purple. Once the chains came to a halt, you plummeted to the ground -- lifeless.

LittleGumball died of suffocation/lack of Oxygen.

 

[LittleGumball]

Dude. AMAZING.

We're on our honeymoon, but YOU REFUSE TO LOVE ME. So I stab you. <3 WITH LOVE!

 

[Triforce Ballad]

Today, I saw you being a strange derp, so, I forced Ayato Naoi to use his hypnosis powers on you to make you convinced you were a zombie, so, I HAD to shoot you in the head, sowwy.

 

[LittleGumball]

Don't apologize, because it makes bombs fall on your head. Oh, look...

 

[Musicfan]

You are sitting in your house as a plane is flying over your head. It suddenly loses power just grazing the top of your roof. The roof then collapses causing a ground wire to insnare your foot as high voltage passes through.