Kill the User Above You.

[LittleGumball]

I punch you in the face while wearing titanium knuckles.

 

[Sydney]

After months, even years of waiting, you finally acquire your driver's license. Your parents give you a grin of approval, and hand you the keys. Your moment has finally come, and your adrenaline is pumping. You flock over to your parent's black SUV and start the car. You quickly drive off to go celebrate your success. Where you went? You went driving around the city, eventually making it to the country-side. You come across a steep road. There were barely any guardrails there for protection, and if there were, they were crippled and torn by those who were unfortunate enough to carelessly fall to their demise. You took caution, knowing you knew better than to do anything reckless. You slowly made your way around a corner, when suddenly a deer rushes onto the road out from a nearby bush. You, being the startled human that you were, began to swerve the car, making sure the deer was unharmed. After passing by it, the car began to spin out of control. The perfectly polished car was now covered in what seemed like millions of scratches. Your seat-belt pressed tightly against your chest as you flew off the side of the road, straight off a steep cliff. Tears were streaming down your face, and you took one last breath as your car smashed to pieces, and so did you.

LittleGumball died of blood-forced trauma.

 

[LittleGumball]

You were driving behind me. After watching me drive off the cliff, you tried to be careful. You went as slow as possible around the bends.

Too slow.

Someone went speeding around the corner and rammed into you. You also fell off the cliff. YOU DIED.

 

[Woyogoyo]

I blow up the world from my space station.

 

[Sydney]

The explosion on Earth was far too powerful, and the blast reached farther than expected. You scrambled to reach your escape pod in time, but you failed miserably. You took a quick glance behind you, and all you could see was a fiery inferno closing in on you. You kept running, but you were no match for this disaster. You were nothing but a pile of ashes in the aftermath.

Woyogoyo burned to death.

 

[Woyogoyo]

My ghost possesses a new body and destroys anything that moves.

 

[Siniru]

Woyo turns into Light Yagami and kills everything in sight, so I'm forced to kill you. Sowwy!
Wait.... HOW MUCH BLOOD DO YOU HOLD?!

 

[TheRizardon]

Siniru looks into the infinite galaxy. She sees and understands all. She has become frozen, with her eyes still wide open. She falls over, but doesn't notice because pain is irrelevant. Her family thinks that she is dead, and bury her in the backyard, where she continues to see and know all, with no one to tell all to. Worms and plants eventually start to eat away at her flesh. She dead.

 

[videogamenerd10]

TheRizardon gets falcon punch'd. The end!

 

[Wolf Sage]

Atty-chan wins...

Videogamenerd10 opens the door, gets on the floor, and walks the dinosaur...

...onto a rusty nail, inadvertently refuses medical treatment, dies of tetanus.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Wolf Sage suddenly realizes the watch given to him by his grandmother stops, even though he just wound it. From that point I can only watch in horror as the familiar scenario played out. No matter what I did... Wolfy always died. Feels.

 

[Shadsie]

Trio the Punch takes a walk out onto the street in order to walk down to the corner store to buy a bag of Doritos.

Suddenly, careening over a corner is a runaway bus full of schoolchildren driven by a hijacker that happens to be a golden reteriver high on caffine. The schoolchildren survive the collision, Trio does not. The dog is taken into custody and sent to obedience training. He never learns to go on the paper.

 

[LittleGumball]

You have your back broken by Bane.

 

[TatlTails]

You meet a young man, in his early twenties, with blonde hair and blue eyes. He has a British accent and is quite pleasant. You eventually become friends. One day, he invites you to his house for fresh-baked cupcakes. You walk inside and a heavenly sweet aroma fills your nostrils. Your friend walks out of the kitchen, a plate of warm, delicious-looking pink and blue cupcakes in his hands. He offers you one. You gladly take it. You bite into it, and it's the most delicious thing you have ever eaten. You finish it quickly. You ask him how he made such a delicious treat. He answers "With a special ingredient." You start to feel lightheaded, but ignore it to ask him what his special ingredient is. Is it just you, or have pink swirls appeared in his eyes? He answers "Rat poison, love!" Your mouth is agape as you stare at the man, him laughing his head off. But you know he's not joking. That's not a pleasant, funny laugh. It's the laugh of a maniac. It's the last thing you hear as you lose consciousness, never to wake up.

You were poisoned by 2p!England.

 

[LittleGumball]

D: Why are British people mean to me?

You can't find the droids you're looking for, and your comrade starts getting frustrated with your lack of results. In his rage, he fires around randomly with his laser gun. One of the bullets hits you in the face. YOU DIE.