In Soviet Hyrule

[Akuhime-sama]

In Soviet Hyrule, the ocarina plays link.

 

[link's Sister]

In soviet Hyrule every body is oppisite gender. Link s a girl. Zelda is a boy. Gannnondorf is a girl. Do you get it?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

In Soviet Hyrule, the Gerudo Pirates sneak in to your fortress.

 

[link's Sister]

In Soviet Hyrul Zelda gives you the fire arrows, ice arrows and light arrows.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

In Soviet Hyrule, the Mirror of Twilight breaks Midna.

 

[Linknerd09]

In Soviet Hyrule, when Princess Zelda asks you if you want to hear her dream, you better make up an excuse to not listen her story.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

In Soviet Hyrule, Link and the carpenters put Gerudos in jail.

 

[Fraxinus]

In Soviet Hyrule, Mirror of Twilight breaks Midna. o-o

 

[OcarinistOfTime]

In Soviet Hyrule, Fish catch Link
In Soviet Termina, A mask was imprisoned inside Majora
In Soviet New Hyrule, tracks run along trains
In Soviet Hyrule, Sheikah are everywhere
In Soviet Termina, masks wear Link!
In Soviet Skyloft, The master sword is the spirit of Fi
In Soviet Hyrule, Hyrule saves link

 

[Linknerd09]

In Soviet Hyrule, The Master Sword will always accept you as his master.:I

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

In Soviet Hyrule, the Master Sword breaks but Deku Sticks are indestructible!

 

[Night Owl]

In soviet Hyrule, Deku Sticks are stronger than Biggoron's sword.

 

[Dragoncat]

In soviet hyrule, rupees find you in pumpkins and grass.

 

[Linknerd09]

In Soviet Hyrule, Elzo can babble all your life until you die.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

In Soviet Hyrule, Death Mountain climbs you.