In Soviet Hyrule

[Linknerd09]

In Soviet Hyrule, When you play Epona's song in front of the cows, the cows will be happy into making more milk and Link will receive free milk and stand there awkwardly.

 

[Norm]

In Soviet Hyrule, you play the Song of Storms because it rains.

 

[Night Owl]

In Soviet Hyrule, the Sun Song stuns you

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

In Soviet Hyrule, items hold you over them when they get you.

 

[Night Owl]

In Soviet Skyloft, Items put Link in the item check.

 

[Norm]

In Soviet Skyloft, Link actually hooks up with Peatrice.

 

[Night Owl]

In Soviet Holodrum, Seasons control Link.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

In Soviet Hyrule, torches light you.

 

[Norm]

In Soviet Hyrule, it is not so hard to come up with Soviet Hyrule jokes.

 

[Night Owl]

In soviet Hyrule,The king is a figurehead.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

In Soviet Hyrule, the land drowns the gods in a vast sea.

 

[Norm]

In Soviet Subrosia, hot springs relax in you.

 

[Keeseman]

In Soviet Hyrule, rock sirloins eat gorons.

 

[Ventus]

In Soviet Hyrule, the Noble Sword finds you!

 

[Avatarus]

In Soviet Hyrule, Link is the one who can talk.
In Soviet Hyrule, you say Navi to listen.