not trying to be pushy but have you updated the characters list in the OP recently, Awdry?
Paramedic: I find that hard to believe. You're chainsawing into someone.Dr. Mario: Yes siree!!
*Dr. Mario stops chainsawing.*Paramedic: I find that hard to believe. You're chainsawing into someone.
Paramedic: Shouldn't you be using stitches?*Dr. Mario stops chainsawing.*
Dr. Mario: That should be enough.
*Dr. Mario pulls out his bottle of Elmer's glue.*
Dr. Mario: DO NOT QUESTION ME!Paramedic: Shouldn't you be using stitches?
Dr. Mario: DO NOT QUESTION ME!
Cop: Sir! Are you alright?*Luigi was still having an emotional breakdown with his friend who happens to be a girl trying to comfort him*
<Well, everything is power playing to you>no.
Luigi: Y-Yes...
<Well, everything is power playing to you>
<I don’t know>Dude, when did I say that? All I did was have Luigi tell a lie. And, second, you weren't powerplaying at all. What made you think that?
<I don’t know>
Paramedic: Well, Dr. Mario is gone, so, I guess we can take Mario.
*The Paramedics take Mario on a stretcher and into the ambulance*Luigi: ...please. I-I can't lose him.