Hotel Jimbo

[Long John Spaghetti]

ShyHo: I’ve got a wife and unborn child at home, I need this job to support them. My wife was once queen of this country of Tycoon, before she abdicated and they overthrew my sister-in-law and abolished the monarchy. That's why I strive to work my hardest.

Chuck: Well, you better.

 

[Dark Boo]

Chuck: Well, you better.

ShyHo: Understood. *He continues working*

 

[AwdryFan1997]

*Dr. Mario down-airs Mario, saving his lungs and also breaking his ribs.*

 

[Long John Spaghetti]

*Dr. Mario down-airs Mario, saving his lungs and also breaking his ribs.*

*Luigi's jaw might as well be on the floor now*

 

[AwdryFan1997]

*Luigi's jaw might as well be on the floor now*

Dr. Mario: Alright, we're gonna need to perform surgery to glue your brother's ribs back together. Stand back.

*Dr. Mario pulls out a chainsaw.*

 

[Dark Boo]

Paramedic: *To Dr. Mario* Sir, what are you doing?

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Paramedic: *To Dr. Mario* Sir, what are you doing?

*Dr. Mario reacts with surprise and swings the chainsaw in the paramedic's general direction.*

 

[Dark Boo]

*Dr. Mario reacts with surprise and swings the chainsaw in the paramedic's general direction.*

*The paramedic dodges swiftly*
Paramedic: Woah! That's attempted murder right there!

 

[AwdryFan1997]

*The paramedic dodges swiftly*
Paramedic: Woah! That's attempted murder right there!

Dr. Mario: Do not startle me like that! I'm a professional at work!

*Dr. Mario prepares to cut open Mario with the chainsaw.*

 

[Dark Boo]

Dr. Mario: Do not startle me like that! I'm a professional at work!

*Dr. Mario prepares to cut open Mario with the chainsaw.*

Paramedic: Germs could get into the wound! What exactly are you trying to do here?

 

[Long John Spaghetti]

*Luigi was too emotional to do anything right now, and Ruby was occupied with trying to keep Luigi's emotion somewhat in check*

 

[Dark Boo]

Cop: I'm gonna need some medical personnel ID from you, Italian wearing a smock.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Paramedic: Germs could get into the wound! What exactly are you trying to do here?

Dr. Mario: I'm going to save this man's life...

*Dr. Mario begins sawing through his non-doctor-y counterpart. Dr. Mario laughs maniacally.*

 

[Dark Boo]

Dr. Mario: I'm going to save this man's life...

*Dr. Mario begins sawing through his non-doctor-y counterpart. Dr. Mario laughs maniacally.*

Paramedic: Are you sure this is for the greater good? Doesn’t look like it at all.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Paramedic: Are you sure this is for the greater good?

Dr. Mario: Yes siree!!