Long John Spaghetti
It’s all in a name
Doctor: That is unfortunate. *The doctor gets a text on his phone* Oh, we've found a match for you.
Mario: Awesome.
Doctor: That is unfortunate. *The doctor gets a text on his phone* Oh, we've found a match for you.
Doctor: It's from a 23-year old brain cancer victim. The cancer didn't reach his lungs. He was B+.Mario: Awesome.
Doctor: It's from a 23-year old brain cancer victim. The cancer didn't reach his lungs. He was B+.
Doctor: You will be wheeled into surgery as we speak. *The doctors wheel Mario into surgery.*
Surgeon: Alright, are you ready?Mario: ...okie....dokey?
Surgeon: Alright, are you ready?
Surgeon: Perfect. *The surgeons sedate Mario*Mario: Mhm.
Surgeon: Perfect. *The surgeons sedate Mario*
*2 hours later*
Surgeon: We're done.
*The surgeons wake Mario up*
Surgeon: How do you feel?
Surgeon: Sweet, the operation was a success. Would you like to inform any of your relatives of your condition?Mario: I've been better, but overall not bad.
Surgeon: Sweet, the operation was a success. Would you like to inform any of your relatives of your condition?
Surgeon: Who in particular?Mario: Yes, please.
Surgeon: Who in particular?