Dark Boo
The Darkest of Boos
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Doctor: We were able to stop the internal bleeding and repair the internal injuries, the asbestos is the problem, we removed most of it, but some chunks and dust still remain.
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Long John Spaghetti
It’s all in a name
Mario: Can't you fix it?
Dark Boo
The Darkest of Boos
- Joined
- Dec 15, 2020
- Gender
- Male
Doctor: We can give you a lung transplant, what blood type are you?
Long John Spaghetti
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Mario: B+.
Dark Boo
The Darkest of Boos
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- Dec 15, 2020
- Gender
- Male
Doctor: Ok, we can put you on an organ donor list. It may take months before you find a new lung. In the meantime, try not to die.
Long John Spaghetti
It’s all in a name
Mario: Gee, how reassuring.
Dark Boo
The Darkest of Boos
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- Dec 15, 2020
- Gender
- Male
Doctor: Or, we could bump you to the top of the donor list for only $50,000.
Long John Spaghetti
It’s all in a name
Mario: Deal.
Dark Boo
The Darkest of Boos
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- Dec 15, 2020
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- Male
Doctor: I'm gonna need your credit card please. Or a check
Long John Spaghetti
It’s all in a name
*Mario swiftly writes a check and hands it to the doctor*
Dark Boo
The Darkest of Boos
- Joined
- Dec 15, 2020
- Gender
- Male
Doctor: Very well, we have bumped you to the top of the donor list. It will take time to find a match though. Unless, a relative of yours wants to donate their right lung. You've given us $50,000, so the surgery won't cost any additional money.
Long John Spaghetti
It’s all in a name
Mario: I understand.
Dark Boo
The Darkest of Boos
- Joined
- Dec 15, 2020
- Gender
- Male
Doctor: Do you have any living siblings or parents and are they willing to donate their lung to you?
Long John Spaghetti
It’s all in a name
Mario: Living siblings? Yes. Willing? No.
Dark Boo
The Darkest of Boos
- Joined
- Dec 15, 2020
- Gender
- Male
Doctor: That is unfortunate. *The doctor gets a text on his phone* Oh, we've found a match for you.