- Joined
- Dec 21, 2011
I've never had anything crazy happen to me like some of the stories I've been reading. The closest thing I can think of is my first and only high-diving experience...
First let state that I am deathly afraid of heights. So, me being a rebellious and badass child -- trying to impress my friends -- I volunteer to be the first one in my group to jump off the high-dive. By the time I actually climbed up to the top I had already saturated my new Pokemon swimtrunks our of shear terror; so to not face shame by my friends I had to jump off or else they would know where the wet spots on my trunks came from. So, like a BOSS, I decided to show off a little more and jump off doing a strait-up, geometrically flat, belly flop alllllllllll the way down... When I hit the water my whole body whent numb and I couldn't move. The lifeguard immediately saw it and jumped in to rescue me. In retrospect that lifeguard was pretty hot if I remember correctly, but I was like eight so I didn't care.
Anywho, that is the closest I've ever come. And if I had the chance to go back and change it; I wouldn't. That belly flop was the belly flop of champions.
First let state that I am deathly afraid of heights. So, me being a rebellious and badass child -- trying to impress my friends -- I volunteer to be the first one in my group to jump off the high-dive. By the time I actually climbed up to the top I had already saturated my new Pokemon swimtrunks our of shear terror; so to not face shame by my friends I had to jump off or else they would know where the wet spots on my trunks came from. So, like a BOSS, I decided to show off a little more and jump off doing a strait-up, geometrically flat, belly flop alllllllllll the way down... When I hit the water my whole body whent numb and I couldn't move. The lifeguard immediately saw it and jumped in to rescue me. In retrospect that lifeguard was pretty hot if I remember correctly, but I was like eight so I didn't care.
Anywho, that is the closest I've ever come. And if I had the chance to go back and change it; I wouldn't. That belly flop was the belly flop of champions.