Google Autocomplete Hilarity.

[octorok74]

People are stupid. And when stupid people need answers, they ask Google. And Google keeps track of who asks what and so the most searched answers appear first, because Google assumes what you may ask. And this leads to hilarity as you can see what people ask and see just how stupid they really are. So this is a place to show us what stupid things people have searched for on Google. Take a screen shot for good measure, but it isn't needed. Just type in a couple words like a question and see what autocomplete questions pop up.

Here is one I heard on the RT podcast, a good way to hear stupid results. They were looking up how many fingers are involved in a prostate exam. So they typed in just: How many fingers, and the top result was 'How many fingers does a person have'. So I looked it up on Google and it is true. Here is a picture:

http://puu.sh/2mEGj

Yeah, so it was the top answer. So what other Google autocomplete gold can you find.

 

[The Marshal]

[sarcasm]Hey now, go easy on them.

I still don't know how many fingers I have.[/sarcasm]

 

[Azure Sage]

Google Autocomplete really is hilarious. Here's what happens when you type the word "is":

Spoiler

Here's what happens when you type the word "are":

Spoiler

Here's what happens when you type the words "were there":

Spoiler

 

[Terminus]

 

[EternalNocturne]

 

[Dragoncat]

I hate it when
I'm studying and a velociraptor throws bananas on me
Jesus rides dinosaurs in my house
A chinchilla eats the universe
You go outside and someone randomly throws a fridge at you

Sometimes I like to
Think of Jesus as a mischevious badger
Tape my thumbs
Curl up in a ball
Hang with my white friends
Hold a midget
Ovulate
Stand in front of the toaster

How
To get pregnant
Many holes does a woman have
Old do I have to be to sleep with my father legally

I
Like to poop back and forth
Am extremely terrified of chinese people

Can
You get aids from swimming in a pool with black people
Jesus microwave a burrito

Why
Doesn't my boyfriend get his period
Is my girlfriend so weird
Is my goldfish turning black
Is my poop green
Won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea

 

[Sydney]

Is Link...

A Girl
An Elf

wtf guis c'mon get real

 

[Majora's Cat]

i hate those meeces to pieces
give me some oven
why can't i get pregnant
jelly beans make me poop

But the most frightening and disturbing one was this:

donald trump should be president

 

[Izagar]

I like it when you die.

Morbid ._.;

 

[Luke's Wife]

i don't even know if this counts but
i think google is trying to tell us something

 

[Go_Skyward]

I hate it when
You go outside and someone randomly throws a fridge at you

Happens all the time~!

Also:

....what?

 

[Luke's Wife]

donald trump should be president

 

[windwaker101]

I like to...
Observe people

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

Whoa:

whoami
whoa or woah
whoa nelly
whoa is me
whoamtealltherepies
whoadie

...wtf are half those things

Why the heck:
should I give
not
we hate tebow
tebow
are they spraying

Why should I:
hire you
worry
jailbreak my iphone
buy an ipad
root my android
root my phone

the hylian:
nightmare<--
book of biology
phoenix

Call me that from now on.

 

[Dragoncat]

So I think I have a new thread idea, so I post it. The next morning I come back and see my thread idea wasn't new.

*headdesk*

Next time I'll check first..