Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.

[Tony]

[video=youtube;MlfE695MFHc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlfE695MFHc[/video]
WATCH THIS BEFORE READING!

[10:42:58 PM] Tony Fischer: Bob Dole believes that Bob Dole will make an awesome president. Although Clinton has been making fun of Bob Dole becuase Bob Dole talks in third person.
[10:44:08 PM] Tony Fischer: Bob Dole is thinking about pranking Clinton becuase Bob Dole is a tricksey little hobbit.
[10:44:15 PM] Tony Fischer: *riiiiing riiiiiing*
[10:44:38 PM] Tony Fischer: Clinton: Hell-Hello who ees this?
[10:45:07 PM] Tony Fischer: Bob Dole believes that Bob Dole should run for president becuase Bob Dole thinks that you suck!
[10:45:37 PM] Tony Fischer: Clinton: Goddammit Bobbie you're killing me. Do that trick where you talk like elmo again!
[10:46:15 PM] Tony Fischer: Bob Dole only talks like Bob Dole. Bob Dole does not talk like Elmo!
[10:46:54 PM] Tony Fischer: Clinton: Damn you're funny, you wanna come over and play some Golden Eye?
[10:47:43 PM] Tony Fischer: ...Bob Dole is against videa games becuase Bob Dole is always right. Bob Dole says that Bob Dole is against videa games!
[10:48:13 PM] Tony Fischer: Clinton: Uh...okay? I'm going to go chat with W. again.
[10:48:41 PM] Tony Fischer: Bob Dole says that this is never over becuase Bob Dole will become the best president becuase Bob Do-
[10:48:47 PM] Tony Fischer: *click*
[10:49:01 PM] Tony Fischer: Bob Dole says he hung up...

Djinn, Dest, and Athe were talking about Bob Dole so I searched him up on youtube and I was instantly inspired to parody Bob Dole.

 

[Fraxinus]

lolz Erbium. That is so great. xD

Oh, right... a somewhat long one that drifts from talking about exchanging Ganon incarnations all the way to pedos... Well, I shortened it dramatically. What was originally 14 pages long in your typical word processor is now five pages long. So, brace yourselves:

[21:22:45] <mandym287> http://pancake-community.webs.com/heplless-gani.png
[noparse][21:23:27] <SinkingBadges> The family laptop can't open that.
[21:23:42] <mandym287> they block heplless Gani?
[21:23:46] <Destiny> Do you see the man with the Mandy on his legs?
[21:23:51] <mandym287> xD
[21:24:05] <SinkingBadges> No, it doesn't have quicktime
[21:24:23] <mandym287> viewing pictures on the internet doesn't use quicktime. evil-laugh.wav does, though
[21:24:36] <SinkingBadges> It seems that one does.
[21:24:52] <mandym287> Not for me... :/ Your computer must be just weird.
[21:25:10] <Zeldawolfsheik> I M back after helping mom. Let me count the ways1.downloaded camera pics. 2. looked at new plants.3.fed my baby bro a gummy bear4.mashed ground beef5. watched little bro
[21:25:20] <mandym287> i love plants
[21:25:26] <mandym287> they're so cute
[21:25:48] <Linknerd09> I hate Nature
[21:26:03] <mandym287> Linknerd, are you seriously a rival?
[21:26:17] <Linknerd09> Yes. I have allergies bcuz of it
[21:26:23] <mandym287> No, not that. Ganon.
[21:26:51] <Linknerd09> Ok I dislike Nature. Not hate.
[21:27:19] <mandym287> No, Linknerd... do you seriously love Ganon? ._.
[21:27:28] <Linknerd09> Yes. Problem?
[21:27:31] <Djinn> Concerned mandy?
[21:27:32] <mandym287> yah
[21:27:41] <mandym287> i hate adding up rivals
[21:27:47] <SinkingBadges> Competition can't be bad.
[21:28:00] <mandym287> well, at least she's a cool person, so it's not going to bother me too much...
[21:28:12] <mandym287> I just feel a little chilly right now... :/
[21:28:31] <Linknerd09> I don't want to me a rival to you, Mandy. I love you
[21:28:49] <mandym287> lol Potassium, LN.
[21:29:17] <mandym287> I suppose we could call dibs on incarnations even though its all the same dude.
[21:29:29] <Djinn> We don't know about FSA Ganon
[21:29:39] <mandym287> i didn't want FSA Ganon...
[21:29:49] <mandym287> I was thinking more ALttP Ganon
[21:29:52] <mandym287> <3
[21:29:52] <Djinn> ...nobody loves FSA ganon..
[21:29:54] <Erebea> loves FSA ganon..
[21:30:03] SinkingBadges loves FSA Ganon
[21:30:15] <Djinn> Someone had to, by way of bot
[21:30:19] <Beeker> WUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
[21:30:19] <SinkingBadges> He's mine
[21:30:32] <Beeker> <3
[21:30:38] <SinkingBadges> Stay away, Gancakes
[21:30:42] <mandym287> [/noparse]http://pancake-community.webs.com/pointeh-and-yummeh.png
[noparse][21:30:45] <mandym287> x3
[21:30:48] <Glitter_brownie_bear> lol
[21:31:04] <Big_Octo> Lol, Mandy
[21:31:05] <SinkingBadges> FSA Gani is mine
[21:31:17] <Big_Octo> ALttP Gani is mine.
[21:31:19] <mandym287> I've had phases that went from primarily ALttP Ganon, to WW Ganon, and right now it's OoT Ganon.
[21:31:30] <Linknerd09> TP Ganon is mine
[21:31:31] <mandym287> I'm not too fond of TP Ganon at all... :/ Nintendo killed him.
[21:31:40] <Big_Octo> ^
[21:31:51] <mandym287> he's yours
[21:32:00] <Linknerd09> Cool
[21:32:03] <mandym287> nerm nerm nerm
[21:32:13] <Beeker> As long as no one takes TP Link~
[21:32:20] <mandym287> Linknerd: [/noparse]http://pancake-community.webs.com/opera-singin.png
[noparse][21:32:21] <Destiny> Beeker
[21:32:28] <Big_Octo> Link is ugly compared to Gani
[21:32:31] <Destiny> Twilight Princess Link is a babe
[21:32:38] <Destiny> We will have to be rivals
[21:32:39] <mandym287> Ilia has square feet
[21:32:39] <SinkingBadges> lawl opera
[21:32:47] <mandym287> IliaxEpona
[21:32:50] <Glitter_brownie_bear> lol
[21:32:50] <Beeker> And so we will.
[21:32:57] <Linknerd09> Mandy: Haha. I hate the lol word
[21:32:58] <Destiny> IliaxEpona
[21:33:06] <Destiny> Or
[21:33:16] <Destiny> IliaxGanondorf's horse
[21:33:17] <Glitter_brownie_bear> i like the cat in telma's bar- looked so cute
[21:33:25] <mandym287> xD Destiny
[21:33:26] <Maikeru> ^Louise
[21:33:34] <Glitter_brownie_bear> ya louise
[21:33:36] <mandym287> Ilia lieks beastality
[21:33:38] <mandym287> [/noparse]http://pancake-community.webs.com/gani-uprobe.png
[noparse][21:33:41] <Glitter_brownie_bear> lol
[21:33:48] <Destiny> She does Mandy
[21:33:51] <Beeker> IliaxLouise?
[21:33:52] <mandym287> Well, I guess if I like beast Ganon, so do I.
[21:33:52] <Destiny> Like hard core
[21:33:57] <Maikeru> I liked Ashei.
[21:33:58] <Beeker> Nah, wouldn't work.
[21:34:02] <Big_Octo> That's Mandy's favorite passtime
[21:34:06] <SinkingBadges> 9_9
[21:34:14] <Big_Octo> Looking up Gani's robe
[21:34:15] <mandym287> nerm
[21:34:27] <Big_Octo> Gani would think you a perve!
[21:34:31] <Big_Octo> Therefore
[21:34:34] <mandym287> I could hide under there and no one would ever know--except for Gani, that is.
[21:34:38] <Big_Octo> He would go with Destiny
[21:35:02] <Destiny> Gani is Mandy's
[21:35:05] <mandym287> ^
[21:35:15] <mandym287> always and forever, Dest
[21:35:21] <Glitter_brownie_bear> k
[21:35:34] <mandym287> and you gais didn't wish me a happy anniversary! =(
[21:35:35] <Big_Octo> What if Gani slapped you, Mandy?
[21:35:39] <Big_Octo> Oh wait
[21:35:46] <Big_Octo> That's not bad
[21:35:49] <mandym287> That counts as touching, Octo.
[21:35:53] <mandym287> And I want touching
[21:35:58] <SinkingBadges> Happeh Aniversary
[21:36:04] <Big_Octo> Mandy wants contact!
[21:36:06] <mandym287> you're three days late.
[21:36:17] <mandym287> his phone number is 444-4444
[21:36:19] <mandym287> like every other taxi driver
[21:36:20] <SinkingBadges> I'm always late lol
[21:36:32] <Destiny> Who doesn't like TP Link?
[21:36:33] <Beeker> Because everyone in TP is hawt.
[21:36:36] <mandym287> lolz
[21:36:39] <Big_Octo> Gani <3 Mandy
[21:36:40] <Destiny> SS Link is debatable.
[21:36:42] <Beeker> Including the postman.
[21:36:45] <SinkingBadges> Especially Thelma
[21:36:47] <Glitter_brownie_bear> yush
[21:36:47] <mandym287> those bulbos look so cute
[21:36:48] <Turo602> Because they look the most realistic.
[21:36:50] <Destiny> But Twilight Princess Link is seksi
[21:37:05] <Beeker> SS Link looks so adorable in his Skyloft outfit.
[21:37:08] <Glitter_brownie_bear> seksi man beast
[21:37:08] <Destiny> LinkBieber in Skyward Sword.. is well. ee.
[21:37:09] <Maikeru> I like the new SS Zelda.
[21:37:09] <Big_Octo> TP Link goes shirtless
[21:37:12] <Beeker> Just...*squees*
[21:37:16] <SinkingBadges> I remember I once came across a disturbing TP fanart
[21:37:34] <Beeker> Haven't we all, Sink? XD
[21:37:34] <SinkingBadges> *shivers*
[21:37:39] <mandym287> [/noparse]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0R6TdpJaGc#at=0m32s
[noparse][21:37:53] <SinkingBadges> Yeah, but that one made me puke
[21:37:55] <Destiny> I came across a lot of TinglexGanondorf
[21:38:00] <Destiny> I mean a lot
[21:38:01] <Glitter_brownie_bear> uh
[21:38:02] <mandym287> stop it neon
[21:38:09] <mandym287> i dun wanna hear about it
[21:38:12] <Glitter_brownie_bear> im scared...
[21:38:15] <Erebea> >.>
[21:38:17] <mandym287> tinglexfishman
[21:38:17] <SinkingBadges> It was LinkxMidna
[21:38:18] <Erebea> <.<
[21:38:19] <mandym287> end of story
[21:38:20] <Djinn> Yes, be scared
[21:38:23] <Big_Octo> Tingle doesn't deserve anyone
[21:38:26] <Destiny> Don't worry Mandy, Ganondorf is all foryou. :]
[21:38:32] <link_to_present> !ff tingle
[21:38:32] <mandym287> oh, of course
[21:38:34] Kybot uses Zeninage, throwing all his gil at tingle and causing a whopping 6908 damage.
[21:38:36] <&Kybot> Everybody watches as tingle falls to the ground, killed by the devastating attack. 568 people have suffered the same fate so far.
[21:38:38] <SinkingBadges> Midna was the he
[21:38:41] <Turo602> Tingle is the sex symbol of Zelda.
[21:38:47] <Beeker> Okaygais.
[21:38:49] <Big_Octo> No
[21:38:58] <Big_Octo> Tingle deserves nobody.
[21:38:59] <mandym287> if he doesn't want me, I'll give him the same nerm torture I gave Verto.
[21:39:00] <Beeker> Whoever you crush on, you will not any more.
[21:39:08] <Beeker> After you see this. [/noparse]http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/212/2/6/26c05f765b1d22bcc9833c8edc95f745-d429ggu.png
[noparse][21:39:20] <Big_Octo> Ugly Tingle
[21:39:23] Glitter_brownie_bear is wondering what is going on
[21:39:25] <Turo602> Mmmmmmm.... Tingle.
[21:39:39] <Linknerd09> >_> That pic scared me
[21:39:44] <SinkingBadges> Tingle=seksy
[21:40:01] <mandym287> you don't want to know what's going on, Glitter.
[21:40:08] <Turo602> Tingle=SEX SYMBOL!
[21:40:11] <Beeker> ^
[21:40:16] <Big_Octo> Tingle doesn't compare to Gani
[21:40:30] <Linknerd09> True that
[21:40:33] <SinkingBadges> Tingle is no single
[21:40:38] <SinkingBadges> lawl
[21:40:41] <Big_Octo> Tingle is single
[21:40:48] <Big_Octo> No execptions
[21:40:49] <Linknerd09> It Rhymed
[21:40:57] <SinkingBadges> Naw, he's got WW Link.
[21:41:08] <Big_Octo> No
[21:41:14] <mandym287> ooh mr fairy
[21:41:17] <Big_Octo> WW Link is with Tetre, you cuke
[21:41:27] <mandym287> cuke?
[21:41:34] <link_to_present> ^
[21:41:35] <Big_Octo> Tingle has . . . knuckle
[21:41:35] <SinkingBadges> Tetra like Gonzo
[21:41:30] <mandym287> what's a cuke?
[21:41:41] <Beeker> I'll give TP Link and Tingle equal love <3
[21:42:04] <SinkingBadges> They say something about them having kids
[21:42:06] <Big_Octo> The best Link is from The Faces of Evil
[21:42:14] <Beeker> Ototes.
[21:42:23] <SinkingBadges> When you spy on them in the bomb shop.
[21:42:34] <Turo602> Yeah, that seems wrong.
[21:42:34] <mandym287> oh that xD
[21:42:38] <Glitter_brownie_bear> oh god...
[21:42:47] <Big_Octo> Pedo
[21:42:48] <mandym287> SCIENCE
[21:42:51] <SinkingBadges> Watch the cutscene and cry.
[21:42:53] <Linknerd09> Math
[21:43:06] <Big_Octo> Gonzo=Pedo
[21:43:17] <mandym287> Edward from Twilight = pedo
[21:43:21] <Big_Octo> ^
[21:43:21] <Glitter_brownie_bear> yes
[21:43:32] <Big_Octo> Deku Tree=Pedo
[21:43:35] <mandym287> ^
[21:43:41] <SinkingBadges> Darunia is a pedo too.
[21:43:49] <Big_Octo> Gani=/=Pedo
[21:43:55] <SinkingBadges> He yells real hard
[21:43:57] <mandym287> Gani's a pimp
[21:44:01] <Big_Octo> ^
[21:44:04] <Turo602> lol pedo
[21:44:18] <SinkingBadges> OH OH WHAT A HOT BEAT[/noparse]

So, what did I do last night? Answer: Copypasta'd this from the IRC.

 

[Destiny]

[12:57:56 PM] Arkvoodle: Axle is Destiny's secret lover
[12:58:06 PM] Arkvoodle: Or rather, destiny is axle's secret lover
[12:58:10 PM] Arkvoodle: She's his admirer
[12:58:15 PM] Destiny Pterodactyl: NPOOOPO0T=RKGL/YP OHKOJHMG
[12:58:15 PM] Destiny Pterodactyl: H
[12:58:16 PM] Destiny Pterodactyl: DIO
[12:58:16 PM] Destiny Pterodactyl: FPSIMGR
[12:58:18 PM] Arkvoodle: And sends him wonderful letters and skype messages all the time
[12:58:24 PM] Arkvoodle: And one day
[12:58:30 PM] Arkvoodle: After she finishes her axle fanart gallery
[12:58:31 PM] Beeker: <3<3<3<3
[12:58:35 PM] Arkvoodle: She's going to lean over
[12:58:37 PM] Destiny Pterodactyl: NOOOOO
[12:58:38 PM] Arkvoodle: Grab him
[12:58:39 PM] Destiny Pterodactyl: NOOOOO
[12:58:40 PM] Destiny Pterodactyl: NOOOOO
[12:58:41 PM] Arkvoodle: And lock him in a cage
[12:58:42 PM] Destiny Pterodactyl: NOOOOOOOOO
[12:58:47 PM] Arkvoodle: So that she can stare at him forever
[12:58:52 PM] Danny: why would she love Axle?
[12:58:57 PM] Destiny Pterodactyl: D;
[12:59:01 PM] Arkvoodle: Then she'll marry him (In the cage)
[12:59:05 PM] Destiny Pterodactyl: ewwwwwwwwwww
[12:59:07 PM] Destiny Pterodactyl: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[12:59:07 PM] Athenian200: Well, a lot of people like Axle... but I'm not sure Destiny does.
[12:59:10 PM] Arkvoodle: And they'll be together...forever
[12:59:13 PM] Destiny Pterodactyl: He's old
[12:59:15 PM] Destiny Pterodactyl: and cold
[12:59:15 PM] Arkvoodle: FOREVER
[12:59:16 PM] Beeker: And they'll live happily ever after? <3
[12:59:20 PM] Destiny Pterodactyl: and oh full of mold
[12:59:22 PM] Arkvoodle: Until beeker steals him away
[12:59:31 PM] Destiny Pterodactyl: Thank god
[12:59:33 PM] Arkvoodle: And Destiny too
[12:59:42 PM] Destiny Pterodactyl: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[12:59:43 PM] Arkvoodle: She'll take them both and preserve them in carbonite
[12:59:47 PM] Destiny Pterodactyl: e.e
[12:59:48 PM] Beeker: O___O
[12:59:48 PM] Destiny Pterodactyl: orjtj
[12:59:48 PM] Arkvoodle: A statue of the happy couple
[12:59:49 PM] Arkvoodle: FOREVER
[12:59:56 PM] Arkvoodle: Displayed in her living room
[1:00:01 PM] Beeker: ...
[1:00:09 PM] Arkvoodle: No.
[1:00:18 PM] Arkvoodle: She'll have a straw to breath through though
[1:00:26 PM] Arkvoodle: But it's connected to axle's
[1:00:29 PM] Beeker: D8>
[1:00:41 PM] Arkvoodle: Eternal love :3
[1:00:45 PM] Arkvoodle: It's so beautiful

Ewww.. Arkvoodle. My reaction in the call was worse.

http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/showt...Memorable-IM-or-Shoutbox-Conversations./page6

 

[Siniru]

 

[Kybyrian]

[8:42:54 PM | 8:45:41 PM] Xinn: :*
[8:43:30 PM | Edited 8:44:45 PM] Wyatt: :*
[8:44:17 PM] Wyatt: hohohoho
[8:44:24 PM] Wyatt: You just kissed wyatt
[8:44:28 PM] Wyatt: How do you feel about that
[8:44:36 PM] Xinn: p. good
[8:44:38 PM] Wyatt: wat
[8:46:05 PM] Wyatt: Now I have to tell Nicole dreadful stories
[8:46:07 PM] Wyatt: about how
[8:46:12 PM] Wyatt: North tried to convince me she was dead
[8:46:16 PM] Wyatt: so she could have me for herself
[8:46:21 PM] Wyatt: and how Xinnamin attempted to come onto me
[8:46:27 PM] Wyatt: in my time of weakness
[8:47:00 PM] Xinn: I regret nothing
[8:47:08 PM] Wyatt: You're making me scared =(
[8:47:19 PM] Wyatt: Why am I so irresistable
[8:47:23 PM] Xinn: [noparse][/noparse]

 

[Beeker]

[17:46:47] <+Sarianae> Imagine if they censored Link here xD
[17:46:54] <DekuTurk|> haha
[17:47:29] <Beeker> Lol.
[17:47:43] <Beeker> (censored) is AWESOME!
[17:48:24] <+NorthApple> ahh.. the misconceptions that could occur c:
[17:48:48] <Wolf_Sage> ***! = Link
[17:48:55] <+Sarianae> Well Link is censored over at Turk's chat for some reason
[17:49:02] <Wolf_Sage> I love ***
[17:49:08] <+Sarianae> It'd be weird if they brought that over here o.o
[17:49:11] <Wolf_Sage> *link
[17:49:13] <+Sarianae> http://www.justin.tv/dekuturk#/w/1695764256
[17:49:43] <Beeker> Should totes do it. XD
[17:49:57] <Wolf_Sage> LOLXDDD
[17:50:08] <+Sarianae> I love (censored)!
[17:50:33] <Beeker> No Saria, I love (censored)!
[17:51:00] <Wolf_Sage> She just posted a (censored)
[17:51:17] <+Sarianae> But (censored) never marries anyone D=
[17:54:15] <Beeker> Don't touch that (censored)!
[17:55:29] <+Sarianae> (censored) probably wouldn't mind though xD
[17:55:41] moshi joined the channel.
[17:57:26] moshi has quit (Connection closed).
[17:58:05] LISS has quit (Connection closed).
[17:58:16] LISS joined the channel.
[17:58:25] <Jedizora> You do not know what that looks like to me. What are we talking about?
[17:58:57] <+NorthApple> (censored)
[17:59:01] <+Sarianae> Lol Jedi xD
[17:59:01] <Wolf_Sage> (censored) loves it
[17:59:07] <Wolf_Sage> *fighting
[17:59:07] <+NorthApple> we're talking about (censored)
[17:59:15] <+NorthApple> C:
[17:59:42] <+Sarianae> We all love (censored)
[17:59:43] <Wolf_Sage> My sister thinks (censored) is cute
[17:59:53] <+Sarianae> I think (censored) is cute :3
[18:00:20] <+Sarianae> Toon (censored) is cute, and Young (censored)
[18:00:31] <+Sarianae> Adult (censored) is something else xD
[18:00:36] <Beeker> I have pictures of (censored( all over my wall)
[18:00:40] <Destiny> Link is censored?
[18:00:50] <Beeker> Yes.
[18:00:55] <+Sarianae> =D
[18:01:03] <+NorthApple> (censored) is censored c:
[18:01:21] <+Sarianae> I have a huge (censored) poster that I love
[18:01:36] <+NorthApple> (censored) posters are the best!
[18:02:31] <+Sarianae> I want more awesome (censored) posters! =O

Talking about if Link was censored. Andyeah, just let your imagination run wild. =3

 

[Destiny]

[13:15:35] <Erebea> i drank urine
[13:15:36] Tony_Fischer caught a wild Kybyrian
[13:15:38] <Erebea> wimps
[13:15:42] <+Destiny> That's not as bad Beep
[13:15:46] <+Destiny> Urine is very sterile
[13:15:48] <&Kybyrian> lol
[13:15:51] <Erebea> ITS NOT AS BAD?
[13:15:52] <Tony_Fischer> lol
[13:15:56] <+Destiny> No not at all.
[13:15:57] <Erebea> HAVE YOU DRUNK URINE BEFORE?
[13:15:57] <Tony_Fischer> Urine is steril.
[13:15:57] <&Kybyrian> Sorry Tony
[13:15:58] <Erebea> ITS TERRIBLE
[13:16:00] <&Kybyrian> but I already have a trainer
[13:16:04] <&Kybyrian> Mases blocked the master ball
[13:16:08] <Tony_Fischer> Damn.
[13:16:08] <+Destiny> Don't be such a baby
[13:16:12] <&Kybyrian> lol
[13:16:16] <&Kybyrian> I can imagine that tide would be worse, beep
[13:16:18] <Erebea> DONT MAKE ME COME UP THERE, DESTINY
[13:16:22] <Erebea> I will teach you a lesson
[13:16:24] <+Destiny> come at me bro
[13:16:26] Tony_Fischer kicks Erebea
[13:16:32] Erebea travels to Canada
[13:16:42] Destiny hids in the cellar with my mallet
[13:16:48] <Bigelover88> O_O
[13:16:52] Erebea proceeds to urinate all over Destiny's house
[13:16:55] <Erebea> WHERE ARE YOU
[13:16:56] Kybyrian screams as Destiny bumps into him in the cellar
[13:16:58] <Tony_Fischer> lol Dests Megaton Hammer?
[13:16:59] <Bigelover88> *goes off*
[13:17:18] Erebea runs towards cellar
[13:17:20] <+Destiny> Your urine would evaporate in an instant
[13:17:27] <Abbey> imma go now by guys!
[13:17:29] <+Destiny> It's like 106ish here
[13:17:30] Erebea accidentally urinated on Kybyrian
[13:17:31] <&Kybyrian> What's the temp up there Destiny
[13:17:32] <&Kybyrian> wow
[13:17:32] <Bigelover88> Yeah me topo
[13:17:35] <&Kybyrian> It's only 97 here
[13:17:46] Tony_Fischer kicks a random user into Mount Doom.
[13:17:47] <+Destiny> I don't have air conditioning here
[13:17:48] <Bigelover88> Veryn intelligent convo O_O
[13:17:51] Abbey has quit (Connection closed).
[13:18:09] <&Kybyrian> Speaking of 97 degrees
[13:18:10] <&Kybyrian> gonna go outside
[13:18:14] Erebea urinates on Tony
[13:18:23] Tony_Fischer urinates on Erebea
[13:18:28] <&Kybyrian> Remember Destiny
[13:18:32] <&Kybyrian> you can always ban these troublemakers
[13:18:34] Erebea has a urination party
[13:18:36] <+Destiny> I know
[13:18:42] <Erebea> Go away
[13:18:48] <Bigelover88> Erebea stop this pervert behavior
[13:18:48] <Tony_Fischer> Dest wouldn't ban meee
[13:19:02] <+Destiny> This is going in the memorable convo thing

 

[Turo602]

[12:04:22] <DARK_MASTER> Hi kids
[12:04:32] <Turo602> Candy?
[12:04:43] <DARK_MASTER> Hey little girls
[12:04:49] Turo602 gets inside DM's van
[12:04:52] <DARK_MASTER> I have something big to show you.
[12:05:33] <DARK_MASTER> But you can't tell your mommy!
[12:05:46] <Turo602> A big juicy lollipop!?
[12:06:15] <Turo602> I won't tell Mister.
[12:06:30] <DARK_MASTER> I want to show you my Wii.
[12:06:40] <Turo602> YAY!
[12:06:46] <PhantomTriforce> DM, marry me
[12:06:50] <Turo602> WEE!
[12:06:53] <Turo602> WEE!
[12:07:00] <DARK_MASTER> Sorry
[12:07:27] <PhantomTriforce> no, don't
[12:07:29] <DARK_MASTER> I'm not into little boys, I'm into little girls.
[12:07:43] <Turo602> What about me Sir
[12:07:45] <Turo602> ?
[12:07:49] <Turo602> :'(
[12:07:55] <PhantomTriforce>
[12:07:59] <PhantomTriforce>
[12:08:15] <Turo602>
[12:08:41] <DARK_MASTER> You're so lame I guess you would count as a little girl.
[12:08:49] <DARK_MASTER>
[12:08:54] <Turo602> YAY!
[12:09:04] <Turo602>
[12:09:11] <DARK_MASTER>
[12:09:35] <DARK_MASTER> Now get in my Van before Wyatt comes back!
[12:09:52] Turo602 hops back in the van
[12:10:19] <DARK_MASTER> :$
[12:10:38] Turo602 grabs lollipop
[12:10:48] <DARK_MASTER> I wonder if Mases Van is better?
[12:10:58] <DARK_MASTER>
[12:12:01] Turo602 gets out of the van
[12:12:18] Turo602 goes into Mases's van
[12:12:27] <DARK_MASTER> Is it nice?
[12:12:54] <Turo602> Way better!
[12:13:12] <Turo602> So colorful and child attracting.
[12:13:20] Turo602 locks himself in

 

[Wolf Sage]

[23:19:44] <Turo602> I know right?
[23:19:46] <Wolf_Sage> I'M A GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
[23:19:48] <Big_Octo> Lrt's not do things that would make people pissed.
[23:19:55] <Big_Octo> Wolf Sage is an gerl
[23:19:58] <SinkingBadges> 9_9
[23:19:58] <Wolf_Sage> ARGH!
[23:20:00] <Turo602> Destiny I'm too much of a hard a** to play nice
[23:20:08] <Big_Octo> Wolf Sage is man
[23:20:16] <Destiny> ._.
[23:20:22] <Wolf_Sage> I'M A GUYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
[23:20:25] <SinkingBadges> 9_9
[23:20:28] <Destiny> Yes, we know
[23:20:34] <Wolf_Sage> ...
[23:20:35] <Destiny> Now if I come back, and you're being bad
[23:20:39] <Destiny> brb shower
[23:20:45] <Big_Octo> Does a bear poop in the woods?
[23:20:49] <SinkingBadges> 9_9
[23:20:57] <Wolf_Sage> No, but a wolf does...
[23:21:04] <Turo602> Is that a challenge?
[23:21:14] <Big_Octo> Is a bird in the hand worth two in the bush?
[23:21:29] <Wolf_Sage> I'M A GUYYYYYYYY!
[23:21:36] <Big_Octo> Imma guy
[23:21:44] <SinkingBadges> 9_9
[23:21:47] <Turo602> I'm a Batman
[23:21:52] <Big_Octo> No
[23:22:05] <Big_Octo> You're a Turo
[23:22:06] <Wolf_Sage> I'm gonna randomly say that until it's etched into people's psyche.
[23:22:20] <Big_Octo> .......
[23:22:23] <Turo602> I'm the Cult of Personality
[23:22:30] <Big_Octo> I'm the
[23:22:31] <Wolf_Sage> I'M A GUYYYYYYYYYYY!
[23:22:36] <Big_Octo> **** on wha?
[23:22:43] <SinkingBadges> 9_9
[23:22:44] <Wolf_Sage> ...GUYYYYYYYYYY!
[23:22:46] <Turo602> I'm the Best in the World
[23:22:54] <Big_Octo> **** on wha........?
[23:23:07] <Big_Octo> **** on wha........!?
[23:23:09] <Wolf_Sage> Who lied to you> @Turo
[23:23:15] <Wolf_Sage> lol
[23:23:20] <Big_Octo> **** on wha!?
[23:23:30] <Big_Octo> **** ON WHA?!!!!!!!
[23:23:31] <Turo602> Many people, but I don't listen to them
[23:23:33] <SinkingBadges> ...
[23:23:36] <SinkingBadges> 9_9
[23:23:41] <Wolf_Sage> I farted...
[23:23:44] <Turo602> That's why I'm AWWWWWWESOOOOOOME!!!!
[23:23:51] <Big_Octo> You sharted
[23:23:51] <Wolf_Sage> I"M A GUYYYYYYYYYYYY!
[23:23:54] <Turo602> WTF
[23:24:03] <Turo602> :[
[23:24:06] <Wolf_Sage> ARGH!
[23:24:08] <Big_Octo> Sink sharted
[23:24:11] <Turo602> Wolf Sage
[23:24:18] <Turo602> That's my thing
[23:24:28] <SinkingBadges> 9_9
[23:24:33] <Wolf_Sage> I'M A GUYYYYYYYYYYYY!
[23:24:35] <Big_Octo> .....

I'm a guy... :yes:

 

[Ventus]

This was a chat I had on Facebook, but I consider it IM nonetheless.

[Dinin; 49 Minutes Ago] - Hi, My name is Chris, welcome to Apple! Hello!
Hey Chris.
How are you?
Pretty good, I have a few questions about the components of the iTouch...
Sure, ask away!
....
[Me; 17 Minutes Ago] - lol was Chris a srsbiznss employee?
[Dinin; 4 Minutes Ago] - Seems like it lol
[Me; 3 Minutes Ago] - Well, that just shows Apple is the king of PR statements. If they can take trolling without raging, you know they are either completely oblivious or have a good amount of "happygolucky" in their systems.
[Dinin; A Minute Ago] - By happygolucky, of course you mean cocaine/
[Me; A Few Seconds Ago] - wat

I was laughing pretty hard, I really did not mean cocaine when I said happygolucky. I couldn't find the term 'always smiling' at the time so I used happygolucky

 

[Turo602]

[08:52:42] <Beeker> Turo, you want your name on it?
[08:53:01] <Turo602> Nah
[08:53:10] <Beeker> Okay. c:
[08:53:16] <JuicieJ> on what?
[08:53:17] <Turo602>
[08:53:29] <Turo602> She's tatooing my a**
[08:54:23] <Beeker> ^
[08:54:25] <JuicieJ> O_O
[08:55:32] <Turo602> Ah!
[08:55:40] <Turo602> Not so hard Beeker
[08:56:56] <Beeker> Oops, sorry 'bout that.
[08:57:05] <Turo602> It's okay
[08:57:13] <Turo602> Just be careful next time
[08:57:35] <JuicieJ> ....
[08:57:43] <Turo602> AHHH!!!
[08:57:47] <Turo602> Not in the hole
[08:57:50] <Turo602> around it
[08:59:53] <Beeker> >.<
[09:00:13] <athenian200> LOL.
[09:00:21] <athenian200> That must be painful.
[09:00:54] DekuTurk is getting a tattoo on his lower back soon
[09:00:55] <DekuTurk> :3
[09:01:01] <Beeker> I keep messing up, I'm so shaky...I'm sowwee ;-;
[09:01:38] Turo602 farts
[09:01:40] <Turo602> sorry
[09:01:58] <Turo602> I'll pay an extra 5 bucks if you stay
[09:02:48] <Beeker> No worries, I brought a gas mask.
[09:03:25] <Turo602> That's what I like
[09:03:46] <Turo602> Someone who is prepared
[09:03:56] <Turo602> For that, you're getting ten more bucks
[09:04:25] <Beeker> Yaaaaayy!

 

[Fraxinus]

[noparse][17:20:21] <Turo602> Destiny is a farter
[17:20:30] <Jedizora> ...
[17:20:34] <Turo602> I heard her one day
[17:20:40] <Turo602> It made me proud
[17:21:30] <mandym287> We all have digestive systems, so we all fart... be proud of all of us.
[17:21:33] <+arkvoodle> One of my female friends produced the loudest burp ever today.
[17:21:52] <athenian200> LOL, true Mandy.
[17:22:14] <+arkvoodle> I giggled, and then everyone started staring at me.
[17:23:03] <mandym287> nerm
[17:23:30] <mandym287> I made myself look like a weirdo on Friday for reciting half of the Periodic Table, like, extremely fast.
[17:23:40] Turo602 is a fart enthusiast
[17:24:12] mandym287 is a font enthusiast
[17:24:25] <mandym287> er... font sevant sounds better. Rhymes are always better.
[17:24:33] Turo602 is the font queen/king
[17:24:45] <+arkvoodle> Turo, you should go to Jupiter
[17:24:55] <mandym287> and get stupider
[17:24:57] <Turo602> been there done that
[17:24:59] <+arkvoodle> One of its moons has seas of liquid methane.
[17:25:04] <mandym287> Yayy... rhymes.
[17:25:45] <+arkvoodle> xD
[17:25:45] <mandym287> I have stylized Japanese fonts... I just have to coordinate them with the english alphabet... so it took a while... ;/
[17:25:47] <mandym287> [/noparse]http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hpho...73125_100000661725158_835414_2039965033_n.jpg[noparse]
[17:26:05] <mandym287> And matching english fonts. =)
[17:26:55] <athenian200> That must take a lot of work.
[17:27:29] <mandym287> I guess... but I already wasted four hours browsing though all 3,000-some of my installed fonts today...
[17:27:41] <athenian200> Well, you're the Font Queen.
[17:27:46] <Jedizora> Thats alot of fonts.
[17:27:48] <mandym287> But that's nothing compared to the wasted four years I've spend dreaming of Ganon...
[17:28:09] <Jedizora> I haven't downloaded any, I just use what I have on my computer.
[17:28:26] <athenian200> You're also the future Queen of Evil?
[17:28:28] <athenian200> Maybe?
[17:28:31] <athenian200> LOL.
[17:28:43] <mandym287> xD
[17:28:46] <mandym287> and queen of nerms
[17:29:15] <Turo602> I sniff my own farts
[17:29:36] <mandym287> Turo gets high off of his waste.
[17:29:42] <Turo602> Amen
[17:30:03] <Turo602> So I like to dance naked
[17:30:07] <athenian200> Yes, that too, Mandy.
[17:30:10] <Turo602> in front of my pets
[17:30:12] <athenian200> And yes, Turo.
[17:30:16] <athenian200> We know you're a nudist.
[17:30:20] <mandym287> Naked day, naked day, naked all the way.
[17:30:26] <mandym287> rhymes.
[17:30:58] <mandym287> Well, it's Ganon's job to steal stuff... he's the King of Thieves after all... it just so happens that he somehow crossed the reality-fiction barrier and stole my heart... </3
[17:31:13] <Turo602> Make a prank call, pretending I'm a mime
[17:31:24] <mandym287> Prank call Gani.
[17:31:29] <mandym287> His number is 444-4444.
[17:31:38] <mandym287> Just be sure not to call the other taxi drivers.
[17:31:50] <mandym287> x)
[17:31:55] <Turo602> okay, but I'm gonna pretend I'm a mime
[17:32:13] <mandym287> potassium. xDD
[17:32:18] <Turo602> Farts
[17:32:59] <Jedizora> ...
[17:33:18] <+arkvoodle> You're the one who tried to steal away someone else's future.
[17:33:22] <+arkvoodle> And for that...
[17:33:26] <+arkvoodle> Ahahahah...
[17:33:52] <athenian200> Who tried to steal another's destiny?
[17:34:12] <+Destiny> Back kinda
[17:34:17] <mandym287> Neon!
[17:34:20] <+Destiny> Getting ready for party poopy
[17:34:26] <athenian200> I didn't mean THAT Destiny. xD
[17:34:37] <Jedizora> Lawl.
[17:34:43] <+arkvoodle> Party Pooper?
[17:34:55] <athenian200> Wait, you have to go to a party?
[17:34:55] <+arkvoodle> Someone who goes to other people's parties just to poop?
[17:35:03] <+arkvoodle> What a weird hobby.
[17:35:06] <athenian200> Oh no.
[17:35:14] <mandym287> xD
[17:35:47] <Jedizora> XD
[17:36:04] <Turo602> yes
[17:36:27] <Turo602> I love pooping at parties
[17:36:41] <mandym287> Turo, make a prank call, and fart into the speaker.
[17:37:10] <Turo602> I will
[17:37:15] <Turo602> but
[17:37:17] <Jedizora> Weird.
[17:37:18] <Turo602> ....
[17:37:20] <Turo602> but
[17:37:27] <Turo602> :|
[17:37:32] <mandym287> NEEERRRMMM!
[17:37:35] <Turo602> :S
[17:37:40] <Turo602>
[17:38:08] <Turo602> but....
[17:38:08] <Turo602> :'(
[17:38:08] <Turo602> I can't fart on command
[17:38:13] Turo602 starts crying
[17:38:25] <mandym287> You should have a recorded fart for you message machine, then...
[17:38:34] <mandym287> whenever you feel like farting next time, record it.
[17:38:45] Turo602 wipes his tears
[17:38:50] <Turo602>
[17:38:53] <Turo602> thanks
[17:39:24] <mandym287> ( Y ) = 3 33
[17:39:27] <mandym287> farting butt
[17:40:27] <Turo602> ( ))~~
[17:40:34] <mandym287> lol
[17:40:44] <mandym287> a 3D butt at an angle
[17:40:50] <mandym287> genius
[17:41:21] <Turo602> I was gonna add the other part
[17:41:25] <Turo602> but you know...
[17:41:34] <Turo602> people are lame
[17:41:39] <mandym287> lawl
[17:42:10] <mandym287> what would you have used; the letter c?
[17:42:20] <Turo602> nope
[17:42:25] <mandym287> Actually, I don't want to know.
[17:42:37] <Turo602> You had part of it done
[17:42:47] <Turo602> but it was a "fart"
[17:43:50] <+arkvoodle> A Traf.
[17:44:04] <Turo602> Traf A
[17:44:22] <Jedizora> 206orut
[17:45:12] <Turo602> BATM
[17:45:18] <Turo602> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[17:45:20] <Turo602> FAIL!
[17:45:23] Turo602 dies
[17:45:30] Turo602 wakes up
[17:45:33] Turo602 dies again
[17:45:39] Turo602 wakes up
[17:45:43] Turo602 sharts
[17:46:00] Turo602 dies before being able to change pants
[17:46:11] Turo602 wakes up
[17:46:23] Turo602 trys running but slips on a fart
[17:46:29] Turo602 sharts and dies
[/noparse]

 

[Siniru]

sirinu (5:01:58 PM): Watcha wanna do?
tat (5:02:04 PM): I
tat (5:02:05 PM): Idk
sirinu (5:02:44 PM): |:
sirinu (5:02:53 PM): Any news on minecraft?
tat (5:03:16 PM): Not relaly
tat (5:03:17 PM): >really
tat (5:03:18 PM): WHAT THE
tat (5:03:19 PM): FU
tat (5:03:20 PM): CK
sirinu (5:03:26 PM): Lol. Typo
tat (5:03:35 PM): /Shoots it. -_-
sirinu (5:03:55 PM): -_-

And....


sirinu (5:05:58 PM): I do not know what the hell is going on here
tat (5:06:10 PM): I wanna know that
sirinu (5:06:22 PM): l7
sirinu (5:06:29 PM): FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
tat (5:06:31 PM): LOL
sirinu (5:06:33 PM): -trollface=
tat (5:06:50 PM): LOLOLOL
sirinu (5:07:17 PM): Superpole-
sirinu (5:07:20 PM): FUUUUU
sirinu (5:07:26 PM): -superpoke-
tat (5:07:31 PM): >___>
sirinu (5:07:55 PM): Lol. Super pole
tat (5:07:59 PM): Lmao

I AM SIRINU. XDDDD

 

[Nicole]

[7:35:45 PM] Wyatt: if I'm married to Nicole, and Nicole is married to Destiny, does that mean I'm married to Destiny?
[7:35:50 PM] Destiny: :*
[7:35:52 PM] Erebea: no
[7:35:57 PM] Destiny: No one is married to me
[7:35:59 PM] Nicole: I'm married to Wyatt and Destiny
[7:36:02 PM] Nicole: waaaaat
[7:36:02 PM] Destiny: Oh
[7:36:04 PM] Nicole: ];'
[7:36:05 PM] Destiny: Nevermind
[7:36:05 PM] Majora's Cat: Everyone blames everything on Nicole
[7:36:05 PM] Wyatt: o:
[7:36:09 PM] Destiny: Nicole is married to me
[7:36:10 PM] Korp: those desticole shippers are just delusional
[7:36:11 PM] Destiny: :>
[7:36:14 PM] Nicole: ];'
[7:36:20 PM] Wyatt: why is there a sheep in my cave
[7:36:20 PM] Destiny: No Nicole I love you
[7:36:21 PM] Nicole: wait
[7:36:22 PM] Destiny: We are married
[7:36:25 PM] Nicole: we never made it formal
[7:36:31 PM] Destiny: That's true
[7:36:32 PM] Nicole: who's gunna propose
[7:36:43 PM] Destiny: Who's the man in this relationship
[7:36:46 PM] Nicole: I am
[7:36:52 PM] Nicole: ****yea.jpg
[7:36:58 PM] Nicole: ok
[7:36:58 PM] Nicole: so
[7:36:58 PM] Destiny: Okay
[7:37:00 PM] Majora's Cat: Lol
[7:37:18 PM] Nicole: Giovanna Destiny Pterodactyl
[7:37:26 PM] Destiny: :>
[7:37:27 PM] Nicole: I love you with all of my heart and soul.
[7:37:30 PM] Nicole: Will you....
[7:37:33 PM] Nicole: marry......
[7:37:34 PM] Nicole: me?
[7:37:40 PM] Destiny: Yes ;(
[7:37:45 PM] Destiny: :*
[7:37:48 PM] Nicole: hooray! ;(
[7:37:50 PM] Nicole: :*
[7:37:53 PM] Destiny: Yaaaaay!
[7:37:54 PM] Wyatt: What a happy ending! ;(
[7:38:09 PM] Nicole: where are we gunna get married
[7:38:22 PM] Destiny: In a blog?
[7:38:27 PM] Destiny: In IRC?
[7:38:29 PM] Majora's Cat: Huh
[7:38:32 PM] Destiny: Or in a thread
[7:38:33 PM] Wyatt: on a beach
[7:38:33 PM] Wyatt: duh
[7:38:36 PM] Majora's Cat: I thought Nicole was with Wyatt
[7:38:39 PM] Wyatt: pfft
[7:38:44 PM] Wyatt: Nicole is with Wyatt and Destiny
[7:38:49 PM] Majora's Cat: So it's a threesome
[7:38:50 PM] Nicole: yes
[7:38:54 PM] Wyatt: what's wrong with that
[7:38:55 PM] Majora's Cat: What a change is hyere!
[7:38:56 PM] Wyatt: do you have a problem
[7:38:57 PM] Nicole: but I secretly like Wyatt better
[7:39:00 PM] Majora's Cat: XD
[7:39:00 PM] Wyatt: :>
[7:39:02 PM] Destiny:
[7:39:06 PM] Nicole: we should announce our relationship
[7:39:07 PM] Majora's Cat: I know, I like Wyatt better too
[7:39:08 PM] Nicole: I'll blog it
[7:39:11 PM] Wyatt: it's a secret, Destiny, so you don't know about it
[7:39:13 PM] Wyatt: so quit being sad

 

[Destiny]

[19:55:44] <Turo602> So Turo
[19:55:48] <Turo602> how have you been
[19:55:50] <Turo602> ?
[19:55:58] <Turo602> Real good
[19:56:03] <Turo602> how about you?
[19:56:14] <Turo602> Just collecting farts as usual
[19:56:21] <Turo602> That sounds fun
[19:56:30] <Turo602> Can I help?
[19:56:46] <Turo602> I have a some jars and bottles
[19:56:49] <Turo602> Sure
[19:56:53] <Turo602> Cool
[19:57:19] Turo602 starts hunting farts with other personality
[19:57:51] Maikeru has quit (Connection closed).
[19:57:58] <Turo602> OH NO!
[19:58:04] ZoraMusican has quit (Connection closed).
[19:58:06] <Turo602> I'm down
[19:58:08] <Turo602> HELP!
[19:58:18] <Turo602> I'm on my way
[19:58:26] <Turo602> Don't move
[19:58:43] <Turo602> That was a big fart
[19:59:09] <Turo602> rookie mistake dude
[19:59:30] <Turo602> You can only capture big farts with big jars
[19:59:35] <Turo602> Sorry
[19:59:44] <Turo602> it won't happen again
[20:00:26] <Turo602> SH*T!
[20:00:32] <Turo602> We're surrounded
[20:00:35] Trevor joined the channel.
[20:00:41] Turo602 runs and slips on a fart
[20:01:05] Turo602 gets shot by a fart and dies as other personality watches
[20:01:16] <Turo602> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Disturbing..