Corrupt a wish!

[EeveeChan]

Granted, but you wish not to wish for anything

I wish I can die when I want to

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but you die next time you say the word " Die.".

I wish I could teleport.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted, but you automatically teleport when someone says "the." You can't teleport otherwise, and you can only teleport into the Sweaty Gym Socks factory.

I wish I had the guts to talk to the girl I like.

 

[EeveeChan]

Granted, but she'll like you back & be overly obsessed about you & stalk you forever.

I wish pokemon were real.

 

[Ninja YoungLink]

Granted, but they run away.

I wish I had a real life. :p

 

[Dragoncat]

Granted but you live the life of a stinky hobo.

I wish I was a dragon.

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted, but you take on the form of Spike from MLP: FiM.


I wish for a wish of a fish for a wish.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, you get sardines.

I fishy wish for wishy fish.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted, but the fishy wishy wish fish are wished away by wishy fish wishes.

I wish the world would have PEACE.

 

[Dragoncat]

Granted but it's a piece of atomic waste.

I wish I could snap my fingers and my room would clean itself.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but every time you use the power, little children suffer horrible nightmares of pedobear.

I wish I had a device to jump into the world of all my Video Games. :3

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted but the video games begin glitching out because of script errors caused by your being there. Eventually a game crashes and resets, erasing you in the process.

I wish that I was the Dovahkiin.

 

[Naga]

Granted, you can no longer play Zelda

I wish I had a lifetime supply of apple pie that would never get poisoned or go bad.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but it is a plastic pie.

I wish diamonds were a girl's best friend.

 

[Dragoncat]

Granted but now all girls love diamonds so much that they lose interest in boys, resulting in the extinction of the human race.

I wish a comic con would come to my town.