Corrupt a wish!

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but you only get one piece of each.

I wish my eyesight wasn't so bad.

 

[Burden]

Granted but you can barely hear
I wish I could swim

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but your fire powers were just about to awaken beforehand and you stopped it by learning... Somehow

I wish I'd stop biting the lead off my pencil as I ponder

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, Now you chew on uranium.

I wish everyone hated cake.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but Cake gets revenge on you in the dead of night.

I wish an attractive, saxophone wielding space woman possessing the power to synthesize ice cream with her mind would offer to bear my offspring.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but she dies before you have time to answer her.

I wish that a gorilla would pick its nose and wipe it on everybody I didn't like.

 

[Dragoncat]

Granted, but the people you dont like send an elephant to poop on you.

I wish my dad wasn't allergic to cats.

 

[prince rallis]

Granted,but now you're allergic to cats.

I wish Crash Twinsanity was for the Gamecube.

 

[Naga]

Granted, but Nintendo is now bought by the PS people and they make a mess out of everything

I wish I had every Zelda game currently in exsistence.

 

[Dragoncat]

Granted, but they're all broken/scratched copies.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

 

[prince rallis]

Granted,but he eats you.

I wish I lived in the land of Xanth.

 

[Dragoncat]

Granted, but you get killed by bandits.

I wish I had musical talent.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but now your art/drawing skills suffer.

I wish I could do somersaults.

 

[Dragoncat]

Granted, but you always run into walls.

I wish I could have a no bake cookie right now.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, You get food poisoning from the raw dough.

I wish there was no death.