Corrupt a wish!

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you didn't wish for a plate so there's dirt and squirrel poop in the pie.

I wish for a life time's supply of free octopus food.

 

[chrisplushado]

Granted, but an octopus finds your stash and grows so fat that he MAKES THE PLANET PLUMMIT TOWARDS THE SUN
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I hadn't introduced my parents to netflix (all they watch now is the porniest things they can find on netflix, in the livingroom!)

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted. No corruption because I generally want to fix that. It is messed up.

I wish for the greatest burger in the world.

 

[Batman]

Granted, but you get badly food poisoned from it.

I wish I had a spaceship that could go faster than light.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but Einstein gets pissed and nukes yo face.

I wish LoZ was my bestest friend.

 

[Mog of war]

Granted, but loz turns out to be yo bestestestfriend an locks u in a pokeball for all eternity! bwahahahahahaha


I wish that i could have the pokemon trio the punch

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but you forgot to weaken me first so I use self-destruct.
I wish for battle pants (and also battle short shorts, for the summer)

 

[Mog of war]

Granted, bur ur battle pants are too short and u will be like ''oh no mah gumballs!''



i wish my cousin would stop sharting!!!!!

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but the accumulated sharts from before are collected and force fed to you through a tube.

I wish for a hat (in honor of Norm, who was lost at sea)

 

[The Joker]

Granted but it decomposes the second you get it/

I wish for the sky.

 

[Sirmat]

Granted but since there is alredy a sky in the well, sky the wight of both kills every one.

I wish for a giant cupcake that can not crush me or food poision me.

 

[The Joker]

Granted but it's alive and it eats you.

I wish I was Rick Astley.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but I would make sure you won't SING

I wish I had a great bicycle

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it will cost you 1,000,000 Poke dollars or a bike voucher.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Kirino]

Granted, but you can't wish for that wish even once you know what you want to wish for.

I wish this wish cannot be corrupted in any way, shape, or form. Any attempt to corrupt this wish automaticaly becomes invalid.