Corrupt a wish!

[The Joker]

Granted but you're imediately killed, cooked, and eaten by a hillbilly.

I wish to be a woman.

 

[Selda]

Granted, but your best friends are all boys and don't want to hang out with you!!


I wish I start a Video Game Store

 

[Sirmat]

Granted but it burns down... with you in it!!!

I wish for... nothing (ruin that!!!)

 

[JuicieJ]

Granted but it burns down... with you in it!!!

I wish for... nothing (ruin that!!!)

The entire universe is forever cast into an empty abyss that is nothingness.

I wish for a kitten.

 

[Fig]

Granted, but it's Nyan Cat!

I wish I was a Pokémon Warlord.

 

[univpark]

Now your castles are forever being invaded.

I wish that more people would join my website!

 

[Selda]

Granted, but they turn out to be Trollers and Spammers and Ruin it.


I wish for Something to protect me.

 

[Fig]

Granted, it protects you from beating yourself up! ^^

I wish I was an Oshawott! ^^

 

[univpark]

Granted, you get beat up by a mean trainer with a Serperior.

I wish that this wish wasn't pointless!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but the point pokes your eye out.

I wish earthworms were intelligent creatures.

 

[Selda]

Granted, but now they're intelligent enough to put on army gear and kill you.



I wish Bullies would die!

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, It first kills the bully who wished the wish, all other bullies repent and are granted mercy.

I wish Someone was an example.

 

[DeathMountain]

Granted, but YOU are the example
I wish for another wish

 

[The Joker]

Granted but you suddenly die before you can use it.

I wish for a Tazer.

 

[Potatoeslol]

Granted, but everytime you try to use it, it backfires and tazes (?) you instead.

I wish my milkshake would quit bringing all the boys to the yard. :O