Corrupt a wish!

[The Joker]

Granted but somthing goes wrong and you're never able to access it again.

I wish for more power.

 

[domo]

granted but you get too much and you explode.

i wish that santa clause drove a hot rod.

 

[Zelda-Rocks]

granted, but he is so obbsesed with it he stoped delivering presents.
i wish i had 900,000,000 Gold.

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

Granted, but 99% of it goes to the muffin man.

I wish I was a muffin...

 

[domo]

granted but someone says OOH! LOOKS DELICIOUS and they gobble you up.

i wish that polar bears could fly.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, They now pull Santa's sleigh after eating all of the flying reindeer mid-flight. Fewer presents are received in the northern hemisphere on Christmas Do to the fact that Polar bears Bears are slower flyers and in order to make the dead line needed to make the sleigh lighter.

I wish Santa would have more flying reindeer.

 

[DeathMountain]

Granted, but they are eaten by the flying polar bears
I wish the flying polar bears would stop flying

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted. There are no flying polar bears. Your wish is wasted.
I wish I knew why I feel so damn comfortable in leather.

 

[Siniru]

Granted, but you get hit by a car as a punishment for making the most smallest wish ever.

I wish Train Heartnet, Rin Okumura, Ichigo Kurosaki, Yuri Lowell, and Kiba will come together as an epic video game.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but because I know only one of those people and am the one granting the wish, you get Ichigo Kurosaki and 4 Seto Kaibas.
I wish for a super tasty burrito.

 

[domo]

granted but its microscopic.

I WISH THAT THE RAIN WAS MY FRIEND!

 

[ImpaMale]

Granted, but it turns out to be raining hydrofluoric acid today and it destroys your bones by being absorbed through your skin.

 

[Norm]

Y U NO MAKE TEH DUMB WISH?

I wish it was possible for me to be more awesome than I already am.

 

[ImpaMale]

Granted, but you're now so awesome everyone envies you, and steals all of your possessions.

I wish had three million $2 bills.

 

[Norm]

Granted, but the economy collapses and your 3 million $2 bills will only buy you a small Coke at McDonalds.

I wish nothing bad could happen to this wish.