Corrupt a wish!

[domo]

granted but everyone now has infinity health

i wish that Link would talk.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but his voice sounds like the screams of a kitten that is walking on cacti.

I wish domo would capitalize the first word of his sentences.

 

[Norm]

Granted, but I have no way to respond to that.

I wish foar a hat!

 

[EternalNocturne]

Granted, but you'll never be able to take it off.

I wish for that one song with the music.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but you get the music without a song.

I wish I could survive a 3 heart run.

 

[EternalNocturne]

Granted, but it took you 25 years.

I wish for Zelda Wii U to be the best game ever.

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but you get stuck in some sort of demented Creepypasta story based around it.


I wish I wasn't dead.

 

[ImpaMale]

Granted, but now you're just a zombie and die again before you get your first kill after a truck hits you.

 

[Siniru]

I wish I dream of stars!!!
(Seeing stars in your dream means that your wish is about to get fulfilled)

 

[Violet Link]

Granted but your dream failed. (sorry i dont get it)
I wish I would type 1 second fast.

 

[Norm]

Granted, you can only type the words "one second" fast, all other words take ten minutes to key.

I wish foar a hat!

 

[EternalNocturne]

Granted, but then it lights up in flames.

I wish to be the greatest Pokemon Master the world has ever known.

 

[Norm]

Granted, but Ash jumps you for stealing his dream.

I wish foar two hats!

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but they can only be worn at the same time and by the same person without being stacked on top of each other, otherwise they will burst into flames.

I wish Fish in dishes.

 

[Violet Link]

Granted but the fish were poisonus.You ate it and you died.
I wish I could see Link transformating to a wolf.