Corrupt a wish!

[ImpaMale]

Granted, but my psychic visions tell me you will be hit by a bus tomorrow irregardless.

I wish for more wishes...

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But they have been granted because they are used wishes.

I wish I could count to 100.

 

[ImpaMale]

Granted, but the number "0" has been erased from history, so the highest you can count is still 1.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Norm]

Granted, but you are beaten down by a mob of people who are angry that you didn't use the wish to further their wants.
I wish my friend Vlad would pay me the 36 grand he owes me.

 

[ImpaMale]

Granted, but he impales you the same day(Google "Vlad the Impaler" if you don't get the reference).

I wish the world had more cheese.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But alas it is toe cheese. Thanks alot.

I wish I had a WiiU

 

[Siniru]

Granted, but all of the text is unreadable

I wish my first cat that died yesturday would come back from the dead T-T

 

[ImpaMale]

Granted, but it takes your thumb off with a single bite turning you turn into Patient Zero of the Zombie Virus which kills the entire human race. Thanks alot.

I wish MacAffee would stop popping up on my computer telling me I don't have protection when I have Trojan, I mean, Norton.

 

[Norm]

Granted, you are now a large sculpted block of Gouda.

I wish my friend Vlad gave me the money and DIDN'T kill me.

 

[Zelda-Rocks]

granted, but its all fake money and then vlad murders you NOT kill you.
i wish that i win the May Giveaway contest and get the 3Ds.

 

[domo]

granted but it breaks when you touch it.

i wish that i was 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure and 50% pain (and you have a 100% reason to remember my name)

 

[ImpaMale]

Granted, but people just think your lame for bringing up an old song.

I wish red doors were all painted black...

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but everyone accuses you of being racist.

I wish I was a lawyer.

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

Granted, but you lose every case.

I wish I had a man eating worm ^^!

 

[Zelda-Rocks]

granted, but they sent you the wrong species and it ate you.
i wish my Weapon Damage was 233,779,000