Corrupt a wish!

[Crimson_Pearl]

Granted, but your living on the street paying someone to use their computer.... and you almost out of money :cry:
I wish I had more money

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but only 50 cents more than you currently have.

I wish money would increase in value.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but everything else gets more expensive.
I wish I could play Midna's Lament.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted but you accidentally turn it into something joyful.

I wish I could think.

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

Granted, but now you can't move or talk.
I wish I knew what was going on.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But now you wish You were still ignorant.

I wish The house was clean.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but everything else is dirty, and you are too afraid to leave your house.

I wish I had his house

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But you get the one before it was cleaned.

I wish I could enter any videogame.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but you enter Portal, and get killed by turrets

I wish I had an elephant that I could ride, like in India!

 

[Nerion]

Granted, but it stomps on you all the time.

I wish I could use Naruto techniques!

 

[Go_Skyward]

Granted, but you got sued by the people (person?) who make Naruto.

I wish this math test would get itself done.
*sigh*.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but it didn't have enough money to pay afterwards and it got killed by a pimp (see what I did there?).
I wish for a cybernetic monkey sidekick (I may have made that wish already).

 

[Veely]

Granted but it decides to start a revolution and attacks you and other people with that type of robot monkey

I wish that my dog was smart.

 

[The Joker]

Granted but a couple of scientists comes along and dissect him to find out what makes him smart.

I wish for a perfect Master Sword with all the same perks that comes with it.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you're evil so you get hut when you touch it.

I wish I had two of every shirt I own.