Corrupt a wish!

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but not this one.

I wish all the people I hate would get off this planet and ruin some other planet.

 

[DekuMan414]

Granted, but then 1000's of years later, their ancestors come back and invade Earth, and your dog.
I wish that killing puppies was socially acceptable. (I don't have a dog)

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you kill a cat that looks like a dog and you get the death penalty for that.

I wish people on earth were less stupid.

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

Granted, but now there's a constant demand for jobs that need more schooling and you can't seem to get into any schools.
I wish I had an orange cup.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but it's always beneath your pants so no one can really admire the color.
I wish for a thousand robot puppies!

 

[videogamenerd10]

Wish granted, you now own a thousand robot puppies that are programmed to kill you

I wish I didn't have to go to school

 

[Norm]

Granted, you are incinerated for unrelated debts to some Russian Mafiosi.

I wish Trio wasn't such a troll.

 

[Go_Skyward]

Granted, but you got me instead. I'M BACCCCKKKK ... on this forum

I wish.... that I could think of something right now xD

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you have to suck the thoughts of seven people to produce one thought for yourself. When you want to think your one billionth thought you destroy everyone's brains.

I wish I could recite 1000 digits of pi from memory.

 

[Go_Skyward]

Granted, but now everyone thinks you a nerd so you have no friends

I wish my mind didn't hurt right now... history... Dragon Age... Zelda... Fire Emblem... Its all conjoining together... METAL POWERRRSSS!

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted but your face hurts instead.
I wish for a paradox correcting time code.

 

[Go_Skyward]

Granted, you now play Sonic 06 for the rest of your life. That game has.... so... many... paradoxes....

I wish I could not make myself look like an idiot at times :/

 

[gneithamer1]

Granted but at those times you look like a moron instead.

I wish for a day off work.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it's because you have to spend eight hours at the dentist getting your wisdom teeth and several other ones with cavities removed and replacement teeth for them placed in, all without medication to block the pain.

I wish for a tiger that can fly and expel fire out of its anus.

 

[gneithamer1]

Granted, but it eats you, and then expels you as fire the next day as it is flying.

I wish for a truly everlasting gobstopper.