Corrupt a wish!

[Big Octo]

Granted, it turns into Bill

I wish that everything would make sense.

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Granted watch MLP and it will be ^^

I wish for..... for a mega buster.

 

[Go_Skyward]

Granted, but you destroy the world with it and everyone dies. I hope you're happy with yourself

I wish people didn't come up with ******** Superstitions, it would make this project easier.

 

[EeveeChan]

Granted, but you end up dying from a true superstition.

I wish I could make better use of time

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but time makes use of you instead.

I wish I wasn't exhausted.

 

[unknown]

Granted, but you are paralyzed for life.
I wish that I could spend more time on ZD.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But your RL Crumbles into a pit of despair.
I wish I could help people.

 

[Violet Link]

Granted,but a someone that hates you and you never help him started a rumour that you are really evil.
I wish I don't need to go to school anymore.

 

[EeveeChan]

Granted, but you now have to go to work instead.

I wish my xbox was yellow instead of black.

 

[unknown]

granted, but it is yellow because it was dropped into a vat of yellow paint and destroyed
I wish sony would give up.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but that means no more Team Ico :cry:
I wish for a buff hamster.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted but you need a crane to move it.

I wish for infinite knowledge.

 

[Go_Skyward]

Granted, you know everything but then you died.

I wish my dream last wouldn't keep switch between Fire Emblem and my characters. It make no sense

 

[Honorable Hero]

Granted, but now it's about dinosaurs and robot ninjas, which makes even less sense.

I wish I had a pizza right now.

 

[Lexi Z]

You get pizza, but the guy who delivers it is so rude, you hit him in the face with it, and then get smacked with a big lawsuit in return.

I wish I didn't have to babysit right now