Corrupt a wish!

[Wolf Sage]

Granted, but I ignore you and corrupt your wish anyway.

I wish that someone would corrupt my wish. Pwetty pwease.

 

[Big Octo]

NO.

Honduras.

 

[unknown]

Error, Honduras is destroyed via nuclear assault
I wish that big octo hadn't made Honduras be destroyed.

 

[Big Octo]

...

I wish the noobs knew.

 

[unknown]

They did, but they still are n00bZ at EVERYTHING
I wish for my dog to not bark so much.

 

[Go_Skyward]

(omgee. i'm a noob. *falls on floor dead*)

*revived* Granted, but they shut up for 10 seconds and now they NEVER shut up xD

I wish I had a sig that was so awesome that it would make cows fly. (I had to do something stupid. *rubs hands together waiting for the EPIC reply)

 

[unknown]

The cow fly and they crash into you, tragically crushing you to death in a pile of cows that haven't quite gotten the knack of flying yet.
I wish the The largest thread in ZD history would be the largest the world has ever seen.

 

[Wolf Sage]

Granted, but ZD shuts down as a result of the overload.

I wish that there were far less idiots in the world.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but all the smart ones who are left, become jerks xP

I wish for a secret identity.... :nerd:

 

[Violet Link]

Granted,but after 10 seconds,everyone knew who are you.
I wish for unlimited items.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but after the items reach 99, the rest are given away to needy children
I wish I had Link's Tunic in real life.

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Granted, it's too big for you, there are scorch marks and chu jelly splotches and stains on it. It's got his "Hero of Time" sweat all over it (simmered from standing still for 7 years) -lol- and you have no belt for it or the item pouches (since you just wanted the tunic -lol-) so you basically have a really old solid green dress now =D

I wish for a zora mask =D

 

[Violet Link]

Granted,but it is fake.
I wish a mod would lock up the "Last One to Post Wins." thread.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but the cool people get another one going.
I wish Vio_Link would sit on it*



*Catchphrase officially stolen by Trio the Punch

 

[Wolf Sage]

Granted, but spikes.

I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!