Corrupt a wish!

[toonlink]

granted, but i have no idea what you mean.
I wish for some food.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but it is sugar, fat, and calorie free. basically it is substance free.

I wish I had the greasiest hamburger ever.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but your heart explodes in your chest from the massive and sudden increase in cholesterol.
I wish Toonami was back...

 

[toonlink]

Granted. I eat it.
I wish for some memes

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted. Arrowinthekneeumadchucktestatrolololnermnyanbrooklynrage! Already terrible enough that I don't need to corrupt it.
I wish I could dance if I want to and leave your friends behind.

 

[toonlink]

Granted? I come and eat everything.
I wish for some localization.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted. You get Lolcalizations. i CAN HAZ RIZE BALLZ?
I wish I went through Japanese puberty.

 

[toonlink]

Granted. Next post, you must speak in pokymans.
I wish for platypus

 

[Trio the Punch]

Mr. Mime! (Granted, but it's a dead orphan platypus)
Squirtle! (I wish toonlink would tell me the pokemon he's hinting at in the name that pokemon thread)

 

[toonlink]

Poleon!
Emp–– I mean i wish for some books.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But they are all textbooks written so kindergartners would understand.

I wish I knew why stuff happened.

 

[toonlink]

Granted. You forget.
i wish for TTP to know it is my sig pokemon.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But He thinks of Ash's instead.

I wish toonlink would give another Hint soon.

 

[toonlink]

Granted. On what?
Toonlink wishes for NO to answer.

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

Granted, but his answer was invisable and his wish was for me to tell you this.
I wish I had a personal bubble that reflected things I didn't want near me.