Corrupt a wish!

[EeveeChan]

Granted, but a magikarp is in the pokeball

I wish the cake wasnt a lie

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but it ALREADY WASN'T!
I wish for a flying dog.

 

[Go_Skyward]

Granted, but you got underdog. ... that can be both good and bad....
I wish the troll brothers all got on like right now.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but Norm just logged right back off.
I wish for a flying cabbage.

 

[Go_Skyward]

Granted, you killed thousands of people because the cabbage turned evil. I hope you're happy with yourself.

I wish a plate of food would just come to me so I can continue my lazy streak.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but smashes right into your face. Repeatedly.
I wish there weren't so many ostriches. The brochure said there would only be a few ostriches.

 

[Go_Skyward]

Granted, Well sucks to be you because they are ninjas and disguise. They are EVERYWHERE. (my best guess is that your referencing something I've never heard of)

I wish RNG didn't hate me right now.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, Well sucks to be you because they are ninjas and disguise. They are EVERYWHERE. (my best guess is that your referencing something I've never heard of)

I wish RNG didn't hate me right now.

I was referencing Family Guy.
Granted. Rabid Nocturnal Giblets don't hate you right now.
I wish Go_Skyward knew all of my references.

 

[Go_Skyward]

Granted, ... I still don't understand them :c

I wish more people played Fire Emblem (because it is a VERY underrated game in America)

 

[Trio the Punch]

(I've only played a couple myself, but they're pretty awesome)
Granted, but all the new players are completely inept.
I wish I had perfect hair forever so I could achieve the ninth level of power.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted but You try for the tenth level and perish.

I wish wine was grape juice kept past the sell by date.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you accidentally get drunk one night and murder your entire family in a drunken rage.

I wish I was toast.

 

[Go_Skyward]

Granted, but I ate you

I wish Archers in Fire Emblem weren't so freaking annoying.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but now you will be annoyed by archers in real life.
I wish I could punch a planet into nothing.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you punch every planet in the universe to nothing and you have no planet to live on.

I wish Go_Skyward had spread grape jelly on me before he ate me.