Corrupt a wish!

[Violet Link]

Granted,you be forever alone and stuck at the sun forever.
I wish my emotional part was extinct.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but you get destroyed by other's fear of a robotic world order.

I wish I made cents. Or do I want scents, Or maybe sense?

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Granted, you work in a mint for the rest of your life making pennies.

I wish I lived on the moon.

 

[Go_Skyward]

Granted: But its Majora's Moon

I wish I could Aether (yay if anyone has played Brawl or Fire Emblem!)

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Granted, but you should have wished for a fireproof suit, you set on fire and died.

I wish I had one of majora's moon's tear's.

 

[Go_Skyward]

Granted: But you got arrested by Termina's "police" for stealing it.

I wish I have a fireproof suit

 

[Purple_Rupee]

granted, it's too small

I wish Fi was my sidekick.

 

[Go_Skyward]

(lol I just noticed my grammar error )

Granted, but Scrapper now stalks you because you have Fi.

I wish I had a pokeman.

 

[Purple_Rupee]

(-lol- didn't wanna be such a stickler and point it out)

Granted, you have a man with very poke stubble on his beard.

I wish I had an ordon pumpkin

 

[Go_Skyward]

(Yup. "Doh! I missed!" that error xD)

Granted, but Yeto put it in his soup (because soup tastes better than soap)

I wish for a cookie.

 

[EeveeChan]

Granted, but is has computer chips in it instead of chocolate chips

I wish you were a pokemon

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but he's a metapod.
I wish I could reproduce through fission.

 

[Violet Link]

Granted,but you died.
I wish for words float.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but I don't know what you meant, so you got a giraffe with a mustache.
I wish for a pitchfork so I can start moving all the dead babies out of my truck.

 

[Norm]

Granted, the cops see you.
I wish for a hat. (What, for about the fifth time? ;-)