Corrupt a wish!

[peahats95]

granted but when you kill "the" you Die

I wish I had an eye in my mouth

 

[zants follower]

granted, but the back of your head explodes, leaving a giant black bulge that 20 spider legs shoot out of and a bunch of idiots come up to you and shoot your body until one zelda fan gets you right in the eye somehow destroying you almost instantly.

I wish that I had typed "them" instead of "the" in my first post on this thread.

 

[Pocket Asian]

Granted, but now a government agent named Leon Scott Kennedy stabs the eye multiple times to end las plagas in Spain.

I wish I could find a store that still sells Gameboy Color games.

Edit: Ninja'd. Granted, your typo is fixed but now you get Dyslexia and are unable to type anything.

Well, my wish will remain the same...

 

[peahats95]

granted but all the games cost $1,000 each b/c they are so rare

I wish for a real pet non-violent chuchu

 

[zants follower]

Granted, but it is one from Majora's Mask!!!! MWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I wish my internet wouldn't keep dying. (like I don't know where this is going *eye roll*)

 

[peahats95]

granted its stops going off because you delete windows
I wish for a 2in by 2in empty foam box with nothing evil about it whatsoever

 

[zants follower]

Granted, but then you sit on "deathbed: the bed that eats" by accident and start shooting at your crotch for some reason.

I wish that movies like "Ginger Dead Man" never existed.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted. It contains no evil, but rather it contains annoying monkeys who burst out of it and destroy your stuff.

I wish I could go to Johto and have a real Pokemon adventure.

'DOH, NINJA'D!

Granted, but instead you get nothing but Dora the Explorer movies and stuff like that.

 

[peahats95]

granted but more movies like Alvin and the chipmunks the squequel exist

I wish the weekend was longer

 

[zants follower]

Granted, but you turn into Lyra (the girl for heart gold/soul silver) and get killed by a hoppip.

i wish it would rain babies

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Granted, but its only longer because everything runs in 2 fps.

I keep my wish.

 

[enemytracker]

Corrupting Master Kokiri: Granted, but your first pokémon is Swallot and it swallows you.

Corrupting Zant: Granted, but both of you trip, fall in a volcano and die.

I wish for peahats and zant's follower being kidnaped by a gang of punk squirrels.

 

[peahats95]

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granted but http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itWoHzL6n-w

I wish to die an very painful slow death

 

[zants follower]

granted. there is no need for corruption, but I have the means. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ouKJgoaTCY

I wish this video were longer, but I didn't have to watch it.

 

[The Shadow]

Granted but suddenly it sticks itself to you and your stuck with it and you have to listen to it for the rest of your life

I wish I had some fire arrows to eat

 

[zants follower]

Granted, but then fraaz blows up in your face killing you.

I wish this video would get off the back of my head