Corrupt a wish!

[Epwna]

Granted,but now you epicly fail at everything you do.
I wish I was a turnip that can move.

 

[Navi]

Granted, but it also bites.

I wish I didn't overcook my Ramen just now.

 

[Myriadviper42]

Granted, but a monkey steals it.
I wish someone will corrupt my wish.

 

[Epwna]

Granted,but the corrupting was not corrupting,and the non-corrupting is corrupted,and it breaks open the fabrics of space and time and the world ends.

I wish for a mix of a turnip and a lemur.

Edit: got ninja'd.For Cowum,granted,but you faint.

 

[enemytracker]

You didn't make a wish for I corrupt. :[

I wish for a milk shake.

 

[Epwna]

Granted,but it's made of lemur milk.Don't ask me how they have milk.

I wish for a fabric in space.

 

[Phlegm]

Granted, but I stalked you home and stole it.

I wish I was a Re-Dead.

 

[Epwna]

Granted,but THG slaps you for taking her wish and she eats the cookie which is made of pandas and eats it,then she pukes on it.

I wish there were more than 1 good show on Nickelodeon.

Ninja'd again.For Phlegm,granted,but you die every 3.5 seconds.

 

[Phlegm]

Granted, but not gonna happen anytime soon =P.

I wish I could fly (Flying Re-Dead!).

 

[The Shadow]

Granted but Link comes out of no where and shoots you with an ice arrow while your flying high in the air and you drop and smash

I wush I had a muffin

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but its made of amoebas and you get sick.

I wish for a wild boar.

 

[The Shadow]

Granted but it eats itself along with my muffin eating it, I never said anything about eating the muffin

I wish for all the anime in the world

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but you become one of them.

I wish for a three bladed- sword.

 

[peahats95]

granted but one of blades is the handle

i wish for zantsfollower to die

 

[zants follower]

Granted, but he is perfect and therefore comes back to life and tears out your spine leaving you an amorphous, paralyzed blob.

I wish that everyones pants but my mine would catch on fire, killing the instantly!!