Corrupt a wish!

[The Shadow]

Granted but then she's on your back about everything else

I wish that something interesting would happen

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted but it's so suprising that you go into a coma from shock and everyone here thinks your dead so we bury you.

I wish that I there was a portal to my dreamworld under my bed.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but something wrong happens and you're sent to the nightmare's world. ';'

I wish for something that can't be corrupted.

 

[*M i d n a*]

Done. *Snaps fingers* You wished to have Atsie the powerful take over the Universe. Wish is incorruptible. XD

I wish I had a pet dragon.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but it eats you!

I wish I could crack more of Hazel's dragon eggs.

 

[The Shadow]

Granted but they eat you

I wish for a medium rare dragon steak which will not kill me in anyway

 

[Navi]

Granted, but it is infected with e. coli.

I wish I could get a tan next to the sun...and not in any way be fried.

 

[The Shadow]

awwww, alright but instead you get thrown into a large pot of water and is boiled instead. (Could have used the 11 secret herbs and spices if you hada been fried)

I wish to be able to the dance that they do in 'Jango's Dance Carnival' a little featurette from One piece (Jango is a hypnotist)

 

[athenian200]

I wish to be able to the dance that they do in 'Jango's Dance Carnival' a little featurette from One piece (Jango is a hypnotist)

Granted, but Jango hypnotizes you and keeps you under his command forever.

I wish everyone spoke the same language.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted. But they speak chinese.

I wish for a california roll.

 

[athenian200]

I wish for a california roll.

Granted. You get a VERY long list of everyone who currently lives in California, even the ones the government doesn't know about.

I wish there were more Swedish people in the world.

 

[enemytracker]

Eh? But California roll is a kind of sushi!D:

Granted, but they get ill by the swine flu and dies.

I wish for a Blooper (a squid that appears in some mario games).

 

[PureLocke]

You get King Blooper, a Kraken like monstrosity.

I wish I could live by videogame rules for a week.

 

[Austin]

Eh? But California roll is a kind of sushi!D:

That's the joke

Granted, but they're rules from a really buggy video game and you find yourself unable to complete any type of task.
I wish it would stop raining.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but a great flood happens.

I wish for a banana.